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(2022-02-25 20:11:02)
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(2022-02-23 20:57:38)
扫盲
教师在农村扫盲，让一农妇认“被子”两字。农妇想不起来，教师提示：“睡觉时你身上是什么？”农妇说：“是老公。”教师哭笑不得：“老公不在的时候呢？”农妇：“是村长。”
尴尬的小妹
一个小妹去买鸡蛋，不小心捏碎一个，一慌神就大声地向店主直话直说：“老板你的蛋不小心被我捏碎一个！”老板听了脸色有点不[阅读全文]
(2022-02-20 17:20:45)
引自：https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/joke/547071.html机智的司机：戈尔巴乔夫某天警局接到命令，逮到任何人超速，无论是任何人都要开罚单。戈尔巴乔夫从他的乡间大宅中走出来，回克林姆林宫有点来不及了。豪车和司机在外面等着他，他让司机坐后排，他来开车。然后一路狂飙，从两名摩托骑警身边经过，一名警察去追他的车，但是这名警察很快就回来了。——给他开罚单了吗&m[阅读全文]
(2022-02-20 17:06:52)
比较喜欢收藏在此，前面几个原link是：https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/joke/1342260.html
都是俺珍藏的私货，现在拿出来：
1.牧师过海关
在从瑞士出发的一个航班上，一位年轻的贵妇人问身旁的牧师：“神父，能帮我一个忙吗？”
“当然。我能为你做些什么？”
“是这样，我母亲生日快到了，我为她买了一只昂贵的电吹风。包装还没有打开，可能过不了海关检[阅读全文]
(2022-02-20 16:25:30)
Anyonewantingtotakepicturesonourbase‘sairfieldneedsaletterfrompublicaffairs,whichhappenstobeme.Oneday,whileoutsnappingphotos,Iwasstoppedbythemilitarypolice,whoaskedformyletterfrompublicaffairs.“ButIampublicaffairs,”Isaid.“Withoutaletterfrompublicaffairs,we’llhavetotakeyourcamera.”IdidtheonlythingIcoulddo:Ipulledanotepadandpenfrommybagandwrotealettergivingmyselfp...[阅读全文]
(2022-02-20 15:38:19)
My85-year-oldgrandfatherwasrushedtothehospitalwithapossibleconcussion.Thedoctoraskedhimaseriesofquestions:“Doyouknowwhereyouare?”“I’matRexHospital.”“Whatcityareyouin?”“Raleigh.”“DoyouknowwhoIam?”“Dr.Hamilton.”Mygrandfatherthenturnedtothenurseandsaid,“Ihopehedoesn’taskmeanymorequestions.”“Why?&rdqu...[阅读全文]
(2022-02-19 08:56:43)
Everydayawomanstoodonherporchandshouted,“PraisetheLord!”Andeverydaytheatheistnextdooryelledback,“ThereisnoLord!”Onedaysheprayed,“Lord,I’mhungry.Pleasesendmegroceries.”Thenextmorning,shefoundabigbagoffoodonthestairs.“PraisetheLord,”sheshouted.“ItoldyoutherewasnoLord,”herneighborsaid,jumpingfrombehindabush.“Iboughtthosegroceries...[阅读全文]
(2022-02-18 09:40:31)
July2021,Icancelledmyflight(SanDiegotoDallas)3daysbeforeflightdayandsofarIdidn'tgetmyairticketfeeback!IcalledEXPEDIAmanytimesandnoresults!WhatcanIdo?Anypeoplecanhelpme?Orgivemeanyadvice?Thanks!
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(2022-02-17 19:18:03)
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(2022-02-11 08:37:12)
TommyLeeaskedPastorParkes,"Reverend,amIrightinassumingthattheBiblesaysit'swrongtoprofitfromotherpeople'smistakes?"PastorParkesreplied,"Thatissubstantiallycorrect."TommyLeedemanded,"Inthatcase,howaboutrefundingthetwentydollarsIpaidyouformarryinguslastyear?" KevinandSarah,ayoungcouple,weresittingoutonaporchswing.Sarahasked,"Kevin,doyouthinkmyeyesarebeaut...[阅读全文]
