从佛杰尼亚理工屠杀案，看中美两国人民的理性和宽容度

首先，金笔承认笔者也象广大的国人和网友一样，当看到那个枪手的真实身份被证实不是中国人是，长长的舒了一口气。多悬哪，要是他......真不敢想象那后果了!

幸好不是咱们中国人是不是？可是，美国人是怎么看待这事件的呢？

金笔今天跟几个比较熟识的美国友人或长或短的交谈了这一事件，发现美国人最关心的就是，这是不是一起恐怖袭击事件。如果不是恐怖分子所为，那这就是一件孤立事件，是凶手本人作恶，无关他人，或其他种族。

美国人民并没有表现出将此一事件泛化的迹象来。即使这个枪手是咱中国人的话，金笔斗胆预测，美国人民的反应也还会是相同的。这两天，金笔仔细观察了美国各大新闻媒体对这一事件的报道和反应，实际上美国各大新闻媒体的报道是相当完整，反应也是相当谨慎的。在凶杀的身份公布以前，没有一家做了不当渲染。倒是咱们中国人自己和一些新闻媒体在那里颠三倒四，胡乱猜测，并妄加评论。

记得前不久，在盐湖城的一家购物中心也发生过一起屠杀案。凶杀是一位来自波斯尼亚的难民。虽然那事件也是死伤多名，但是美国人民也是平静的接受了这一事件。中国总理温家宝，上一次以副总理的身份访问美国时，在美国商界为他召开的欢乐会上致词时说 (大意)，他在美国人民对九一一恐怖袭击的反应中，看到了一个伟大的民族，使他充满了敬佩之情。

美国人民在这些突发事件中所表现出来的平稳，沉静，理性，宽容，以及不屈不饶精神确实值得咱们中国人学习。试想一下，假如这一事件发生在中国，一个美国青年枪杀了三十个中国人，那该是怎样的一种局面呢？天安门广场上，上海人民广场上，长安街，南京路，会不会人潮汹涌？又假如，这一事件是发生在韩国，或日本，那又会是怎样一种结局呢？

在我们反复的庆幸这个枪手不是咱们中国人时，在我们断定假如他是中国人时，(按照我们的猜测) 美国会怎样，怎样的对待我们中国人的同时，我们是不是仍在 "以小人之心，度君子之腹" 呢？

我们有没有需要反思的地方呢？

我们有没有需要向美国人民学习的地方呢？

[海外小市民]

反美主义指南

向各位朋友问好（这里说的"朋友"，指的是除美国人以外的所有人）！多年以来，"右派新闻网"（译注：Right Wing News/Brass Knuckles Webzine，这是两个保守派姊妹网站，都由本文作者John Hawkins主持。）被指责为太倾向美国，为了撇清这些指责，我们决定撰写一份"反美主义指南"。如果你想迅速融入欧洲式晚餐聚会，或者反全球化示威抗议，或者哈佛大学全系例会这样的场合，请务必阅读这篇反美指南。

如果对事情有什么怀疑，谴责美国：因为美国一切邪恶的根源，你可以确定如果你的生命里有任何不好的事情发生，那一定和美国有什么关系。例如，在冬季奥运会上，一个法国裁判和一个俄国裁判耍阴谋使得一对加拿大花样滑冰选手失去金牌，俄国裁判谴责美国就非常顺理成章。尽管美国和这个事件没有任何直接关系，但是因为他们是很坏很坏的人，他们应该被谴责。

把美国当成共产主义独裁政权：所有反美的大好人都理解，对所有美国的行为，都要谴责美国政府，而不是美国人，尽管是美国人投票选出了美国政府。而且，我们理解尽管美国的新闻电视和广播都说自己是独立的，但是美国政府秘密的控制它们，以便通过媒体给愚蠢的美国人洗脑，让他们携带枪支，投票支持死刑，讨厌贝雷帽。

你一生应该到美国访问一次：我知道现在你一定在想，"我为什么要去美国？那里除了一群胖胖的，无知的乡下文盲和牛仔互相开玩笑以外，还有什么？"确实如此！但是一旦你去了一次美国，你就可以永远宣称自己了解美国的一切，因为你真的去过那了。

排除感激心理：一些人因为自己仇恨美国而有沉重的负罪感，原因是美国解放了他们的国家，给他们带来民主，并给了他们价值几十亿美元的援助，等等。千万别有这种感觉。很可能美国帮助你们，是因为这样他们才能卖给你们麦当劳汉堡，或者因为这样他们才能把你的国家标志毁了以便开采石油。别被美国人骗了！

挥舞美国国旗太粗野了：没有什么比一群挥舞星条旗高喊"USA USA USA"的美国佬更让人厌烦的了。我的意思是，你在咖啡馆吃蜗牛配鱼子酱的时候会高喊"法国法国法国"吗？

否认自己反美：很重要的一点是，你在陈述你是多么痛恨美国的所有事情和所有美国人的时候，一定要否认你反美。这让美国人发狂！如果他们要求你指出美国有什么地方你喜欢，你可以尝试给他们一个左派风格的赞美，比如"美国的大学有很多优秀的教授，他们好像理解美国在世界扮演的压迫者的角色。我当然很仰慕他们。"

美利坚帝国：另外一个重要的方面是，强调这个明显的事实，那就是美国正在试图成为一个像古罗马一样的帝国...不对...更准确地说，是像成吉思汗建立的那种帝国。所以苏联不得不侵略那么多国家，以便阻止美帝国主义的霸权！当然很多人不相信这个说法，但等到加拿大人变成奴隶，修造布什金字塔的时候，世界会清醒过来的。

美国人无知：美国人对其他国家出奇的无知，更差劲的是，他们对其他国家根本不在乎！比如说，问一个美国人"西班牙的财政部长是谁？"当他们回答"不知道。这有什么关系？"的时候，你迎头痛击说"西班牙没有财政部长！这是个套儿，你这个愚蠢的美国人怎么会一点不介意？你怎么回事？忙着挥舞星条旗而没有时间关注这个事情吗？你们美国人完全是一群白痴！"注意只在网络论坛或聊天室说这些话，因为美国人看了太多John Wayne的西部片，他们认为挑衅是可以拳头相见的。我说过他们是野蛮人吗？

美国人的善良是圈套：非常要紧的一点是，不要被美国人表面上的"好行为"骗了。就比如说向阿富汗空投食品。美国人很明显是想把人们引向地雷区，或者用空投的食品把他们砸死。这是个狡猾的伎俩（对美国佬来说这够狡猾了，哈哈哈），但是我们不会放过他们的！

祝贺你！关于反美主义，你已经知道了所有你需要知道的一切。现在你可以穿上你的套头衫，吃着你的乳蛋饼，鄙视美国人引以为傲的一切了！反美主义万岁！



The BKW Guide to Anti-Americanism
by John Hawkins
http://www.rightwingnews.com/humor/anti-american.php

Greetings friends (and by friends I mean everyone but Americans)! BKW has long been accused of being too pro-American and in order to refute these scandalous charges we've decided to write a "Guide to Anti-Americanism." If you've ever wanted to fit in at European Dinner Parties, Anti-globalism protests, or at a Harvard faculty meeting this is an article you must read!

When in Doubt, Blame America: Since America is the root of all evil, you can be assured that every bad thing that happens in your life is the result of something America did. So for example, in the Winter Olympics when a French ice skating judge conspired with a Russian judge to cheat a pair of Canadian skaters out of a gold medal it made perfect sense that the Russians blamed America. Even if America wasn't directly responsible for everything that happened, they deserve to be blamed because they're bad, bad, people!

Treat America like a Communist Dictatorship: All good Anti-Americans understand that the American government is to blame for America's actions, not the American people despite the fact that the American people vote in the government. Furthermore, we understand that despite the fact that American newspapers, TV, and radio claim to be independent, the government secretly controls them all in order to convince stupid Americans to carry guns, vote for the death penalty, and to loathe berets.

You Should Visit America Once in Your Life: Now I know you're thinking "why would I want to visit America? There's nothing there but a bunch of fat, ignorant, hillbillies and cowboys amusing each other with fart jokes." True! But once you've been to America once you can claim forever more to know all about it because you've actually been there!

Gratitude Smatitude: Some people feel pangs of guilt about hating America since Americans liberated their nation, brought Democracy to their country, have given them billions in aid, etc. Don't be a sucker. America probably only helped you so they could sell you more McDonald's hamburgers or so they could tear up your national landmarks to drill for oil. Don't be fooled!

That Flag Waving is so Gauche: Nothing could be more annoying than a bunch of flag waving Americans chanting USA, USA, USA. I mean have you ever chanted France, France, France while eating escargot and caviar at a caf? Of course not! What a bunch of barbarians!

Denying Anti-Americanism: It's very important that you deny being anti-American while ranting obsessively about how much you hate everything and everyone in America. This drives Americans crazy! If they press you to find something you like about America (Ha, ha! Yeah right) try to give them a left-handed compliment like "American universities have many brilliant professors who seem to understand America's oppressive role in the world. I certainly admire them."

Empire America: It's very important to state the obvious fact that America is trying to create an empire much like Rome...no..better yet, like Ghengis Khahn did! That's why the Soviet Union had to invade so many countries, to stop American imperialism and hegemony! Of course a lot of people don't believe that but when the Canadians are made into slaves so they can build the "Bush pyramids" I think the world will wake up!

American Ignorance: American's are appallingly ignorant of other nations and worse yet, don't care! For example, ask an American who the Treasury Secretary of Spain is? When they say "No clue. What difference does it make?" Hit them with "There is no Treasury Secretary of Spain! It was a trick question and how can you not care you stupid American? What are you, too busy waving your stupid flag to pay attention? You Americans are morons!" Make sure to say things like this on internet forums and chat rooms because American's tend to watch too many John Wayne movies and think being insulted may be a good reason to fight. Have I called them barbarians yet?

The Trojan Horse of American Kindness: It is vitally important not to let America get away with what appear to be "good deeds." Take food drops in Afghanistan. The Americans were obviously trying to lead people into mine fields or kill them by squashing them with food packets. It was a clever trick (for Americans, har, har, har) but we're on to you!


Congratulations! You've now learned everything you'll need to know about anti-Americanism. You can now wear your turtleneck, eat your quiche, and sneer at everything American with pride! Viva la Anti-Americanism!