女儿成长趣事

女儿两岁半，儿子八岁。我们娘仨在楼下的草坪上踢球。

儿子张开两腿，半蹲状说：“I am open!"

女儿两腿紧并，站得笔直：“I am closed!"


每到阳光灿烂的好天气，我就带女而下楼散布玩耍。而她，一看到外面有太阳就说：“Mummy, It's sun day, let's go outside."

女儿瞅着我们家的一张全家福，问：“Where was I?"

儿子说："You are in Mom's tummy."

"Mommy, Why you ate me?


Mom, I want to sleep on brother's bed.

Sorry, boys and girls can not sleep together.

Why Dad and Mom sleep together?

Because Dad and Mom are married.

I want to marry Frank.

No. brother can not marry sister. Brother have to marry someday else. You need to marry someboday else.

She is very dispointed.