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二胡拉得不咋地,人长的倒是挺像个瞎子

某相亲节目,男向女求爱,到了展示才艺环节,男用二胡拉了一曲《二泉映月》。事后女的说:“二胡拉得不咋地,人长的倒是挺像个瞎子。”


轮胎超车

某天开车送货,晚上天黑,他叔叔哼着小曲,突然看见一条轮胎从车右边超过去。 他来了句:“卧槽,这谁这么牛B啊!” 然后他就掉沟里了,对,那条轮胎就是他的右前轮。


不愧是砖家
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江湖上有此一说:央视新大楼充分说明,央视的新闻,姿态是下跪的;
形式是扭曲的,内容是空洞的;表面是奢华的,立场是倾斜的;思路是混乱的。
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后打麻将,玩小的就别叫我了!要玩就玩大的!!
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黄光裕被抓后,国美店都哭了。
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无敌比喻
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牛逼车牌
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这年头什么都难做啊!
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实话实说
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何处不山寨?
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到底哪里最适合住人呢?
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求一首歌名
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两年前丈夫被楼上掉下的花盆砸晕,至今未醒。现在她怀孕在身...” 很悲惨,大家快掏钱吧....
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树新风=tree new bee(吹牛b)
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嘘,告诉你一个上网不中毒的方法
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不要犯法,后果很严重
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严重超载
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我我我我饿
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別吵!!我梦到我变成灰机了
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天使的面孔,魔鬼的身材,也是可以形容男人的,这就是众多女妖精想要捉走唐僧的原因
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就算是青蛙,从某个角度看也会是白马王子的
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和我比无聊,你们都败了
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是哪位童鞋上课总没事干?以后班里出黑板报的事就全拜托了
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这货“山寨”得那么有个性

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处处有竞争啊

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Made in China

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来了走了

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马桶和电脑其实也没差嘛
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今天买了个西瓜,切开后我哭了~~这货不是桃子

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鸭梨山大

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