正文

女儿搜集的笑语

(2007-01-22 11:27:49) 下一个


From a website. (forget the name).

1,A yellow caution sign by a river in Japan:

CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER!

2,On a multipurpose knife sold in Japan:

CAUTION: BLADE EXTREMELY SHARP!
KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

3,From the bottom plate of a lap top:
DANGEROUS! DON’T SCREW OFF!

4,Sign at a beach:
The shark prevention net was dismantled for maintenance on 1 November 2004. 
We apologize for any inconvenience caused.

5,“Baby on Board” style sign in a Hong Kong car window:
Look! Our new baby is on our car!

6,At a zoo in Thailand:
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.

 7,Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab:
"Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash."

8,From the cover of a notebook used by one of my Korean students:
My heart is very flammable 
when I see your beautiful eyes.

9,On the box for a toothbrush at a Tokyo hotel:

Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind!

 

10,A job ad in the Japan Times expressing that both males and females could apply: 

No limit on sex.

 

11,On the box for a toy microphone called "ECHO MIKE:"

Mom ma! Pap Pap! I and Lady Employees to play with it together!

12,On a sport drink bottle:
Pocari Sweat Refreshment water

 

 

[ 打印 ]
阅读 ()评论 (92)
评论
kiim 回复 悄悄话 test
登录后才可评论.