当一位上帝先生可太真是不容易了 ！

每当人们想到上帝，那位万能的上帝，都心生崇敬以至于表情严肃身体僵直脑子发呆，这位万能的上帝可是主宰全世界的呀！

我静下心来一想，当一位上帝可真的是太不容易了。

不说别的，就说这声音：上帝先生在全世界人类七十多亿的子民，部分昼夜、不分时间、不分语言、不分环境地随时都念叨着上帝的名字：

Oh, My God !!!  网球场上经常听到有人这样喊，你想想呀，光圣地亚哥就有七千块网球场，应该每一分钟都有人在喊 Oh, My God 吧。上帝先生肯定每次都能听到，这不把人家上帝先生给吓得一激灵吗？

My God, my god my god my god, 在医院里，病人的亲朋好友们不断地叨叨，我如果是上帝先生我也烦，你能不能歇会儿呀？

噢，我的上帝！现在越来越多的中国人都在喊上帝了，祈求上帝保佑，您想想呀，十五个亿的中国人，那个吼声，得多大呀？还让不让我们上帝先生睡午觉了？

其实，还有其他语言：O Doamne！ Oh Zoti im！?????！ Aman Tanr?m！О Божухна！?? ????? ！ O moj boze！О, Боже мой！ Oh Deu meu！Oh akong Dios！Oo Mulungu wanga！哦，我的上帝！Oh signore！Åh gud！Oh mu jumal！Oh mon Dieu！Oh mein Gott！何てことだ！???！? ????? ?????！Oh Alla tieg?i！Ай Бурхан минь ээ！Hewu Nkosi yami！Э Худо！Oo molimo oa ka！Ilaahayow！等等等等，这么多人这么多种语言呼唤上帝，真是难为人家上帝先生了。

真的是佩服上帝先生的耐心耐性与耐力，这要是搁我，早就轰了！

我仅代表我自己向万能的上帝表示致敬，我决定捐献给您老人家一副好的耳机，让您老人家只听靡靡之音，不听芸芸众生！

阿嚏！

《版权上帝先生所有，翻印你们别烦不究》

[yamyam]

所言极是！牛哥！

[mychina]

回复 'yamyam' 的评论 : 这比佛门的戒还多呀，真不容易！

[yamyam]

The 10 Commandments List, Short Form

1 You shall have no other gods before Me.
2 You shall not make idols.
3 You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
4 Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
5 Honor your father and your mother.
6 You shall not murder.
7 You shall not commit adultery.
8 You shall not steal.
9 You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10 You shall not covet.


The 10 Commandments List in Exodus 20:2-17

1 “I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.

2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image—any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments.

3 “You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, for the LORD will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.

4 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the LORD your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the LORD made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.

5 “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the LORD your God is giving you.

6 “You shall not murder.

7 “You shall not commit adultery.

8 “You shall not steal.

9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

10 “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.”

第三，不可妄稱耶和華——你们神的名、因為妄稱耶和華名的、耶和華必不以他為無罪。

如果我们祈祷：Dear Heavenly Father，or Dear Lord.

如果我们惊叹：Oh, my Gosh! or Oh, my Goodness!

[mychina]

带刺玫瑰 2016-03-30 17:35:47

回复 悄悄话 这都不算什么，严重的是地球人大事小事都麻烦上帝。求上帝保佑升官的发财的也就罢了，我的朋友在一次开车时找不到趴位还嘴里叨咕着上帝保佑。我当时就说：“你这么点小事就别麻烦上帝了。”我们都得多体谅上帝的难处不是？




老恐龙 2016-03-29 22:19:20

回复 悄悄话 人还是好好当人, 别把自己当耶稣. 拯救大众是不可能的.




jianchi9090 2016-03-29 16:28:26

回复 悄悄话 google translate 很好用的样子。