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(2016-05-07 11:17:01)
Asasmartengineer,myclassmateisaverycuriousperson.Helikestoexploremanynewthings.Onetimeweweredoingaprojectinaruralarea,he(asanewdriver)drovehisfirstcarandtookasharpturntorunoverasodacanonanarrowroad.Iwaskindofscaredaskingwhy."Justtolistenthesoundwhenthesodacanisdestroyed"."Hey,thesodacancancutyourtiretooandwewillbeleftherewithtrouble".WhenhegotmarriedaftercollegeinChina,theysave...[阅读全文]
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(2016-05-07 11:16:32)
GM的Saturn在其建厂20周年纪念日决定在田纳西总部开个大Party。全国几万Saturn车爱好者纷纷前往。指挥停车的伙计们商定使个坏,他们把同款同色的车都指向同一停车区。想一想狂热了一天的人们晚上咋去找他们自己的车吧。[阅读全文]
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(2016-05-07 11:15:56)
AfriendofminebroughthisfamilytoDisneyWorld.Heparkedhisminivanandwalkedhisfamilytothefrontgate.Havingnointerestinkids'plays,hereturnedtohiscarforarest.Acarparkednottoofarfromhisownwasidenticalinbrandandcolor.Mostinterestingthingwasthathiscarkeyevenopenedthedoor.Hegotinandhadalongnap.Hereachedforhisdrinkanditwasnotthere.Thenfoundthecontentsinthiscarwerenothiseither.Triedtheignitionkeyandfoundnot...[阅读全文]
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(2016-05-07 11:15:19)
Amanhasbeenplanningtobuyhisfirstnewcarforawhile.Healsowantedthiscartobea4WDSUV.Aftersavingenoughmoney,hegothisdreamcar.Whiledrivinghomehappily,hesuddenlyrealizedthathewasstilllivinginapartmentbuildingwithouthisownparkinggarage.Parkinghisbabyoutsideissurelyunsafeintheneighborhood.Thisgreatlydampedhisexcitement.
Havingnochoice,heparkedthecaralongthestreetsideandreluctantlywenthome.Hedidnotgetgoo...[阅读全文]
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(2016-05-07 11:14:27)

Amanliketofishandcaughtalotinhislifetime.Toshowoffhissignificantvictories,hewouldmakethecatchesintomodels,framethemandplaceatagsuchas"Shark,caughtbyJohnDow,Length57inches,weight:230lbsatLakeErie,PA,June10,1999".
Thehousewallsarefullofsuchframes.Hiswifeisunhappyabouthisexcessiveshowoff.Toshowherdispleasure,sheframedoneofherhusband'sphotoandplacedatag"JohnDow,CaughtbySherryDee...[阅读全文]
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(2016-05-07 11:13:51)
ManyyearsagowhenIwasstillingraduateschool,ourdepartmenthasalargegroupofChinesegraduatestudents.Thedepartmentscheduledweeklygraduateseminarsforthegraduatestudentstopresenttheirresearchprogressandfindingsaswellastotraintheirpresentationskills.AnumberoftheChinesestudentsoftenused"moreharder,morestronger,morelarger,more...,"unintentionallyintheiroralpresentations.Andsometimes,theyevenuse&quo...[阅读全文]
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(2016-05-07 11:13:08)
今天割草时,割草机把一个藏在草里的蜂窝捣毁了,受到大群的土峰的追击。因坐在拖拉机上专注于驾驶,并不知情。直到头上,背上连受两次攻击,才反应过来。以赤手空拳打开一条通路突围。看来这和谐社会也不容易建立。这些土峰,我让他们在我的地盘上白吃白住,生儿育女,居然攻击主人。为反恐,我也得进口一些HQ9了。
记得小时上山砍柴,见悬崖上一根批把树上[阅读全文]
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(2016-05-07 11:12:39)

Thereisanoutsideandoldpersonwhoalwaysattendsourdepartment'sweeklygraduateseminar.Heappearstobeanoldprofessorfromotherengineeringdepartments.Healwaysasksgoodquestionsintheseminars,especiallyintheareasofmyspecialtieswhichsurprisedmetosomedegree.Onetime,oneofmyPh.D.studentswantedtoformhisdissertationcommittee.Heaskedmewhoheshouldputonthecommittee.Isaidhowabouttheprofessorwhoattendsoutseminarregularly...[阅读全文]
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(2016-05-07 11:10:01)
Thesonofmyfriend,about10-yearold,likestoplaybutdoesnotliketodohomeworks.Hisdaddythreatenshimthatifyoucannotgetincollege,Iwillkickyououtofthehousewhenyouare18.Thelawpermitsmetodoso.Thisemptythreatapparentlymadesomeimpressiontotheboy.
WhenOBwascompainingforhisfirstterm,theteacheraskedeachkidtowriteanessayon"IfyouareOBandgetelected,whichlawyouwillchange?"Theboy'sessayis"Iwillch...[阅读全文]
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Amanhasbeenafraidofridingairplaneeversincehischildhoodinfearofthatsomeonewillbringabombontheplane.Hemanagedyearsandyearstogoplacesavoidingflights. Astimewenton,hissongrewolder,wenttocollege,foundajob,gotmarriedandsettleddownontheothercoastofthecountry.Oneday,hissoncalledhimup.“Daddy,wejusthadanewbabyandyoushouldcomeovertoseeyourgrandson.” The3,...[阅读全文]
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