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美式幽默(2) (只限成人）American humor
(2014-01-20 10:59:11)
Marriage(PartII)
Ahusbandandwifehadabitterquarrelonthedayoftheir40thwedding
anniversary!
Thehusbandyells,'Whenyoudie,I'mgettingyouaheadstone
thatreads,'HereLiesMyWife--ColdAsEver'!'
'Yeah?'shereplies.'Whenyoudie,I'mgettingyouaheadstone
thatreads,'HereLiesMyHusband--StiffAtLast'!'
(HEASKEDFORIT!)
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Marriage(PartIII)
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美式的幽默 （只限成人阅读）American Humor
(2014-01-19 23:24:49)
MarriageRules
Marriage(PartI)
Amachomanmarriedagood-lookinglady;andafterthewedding,helaiddownthe
followingrules:
'I'llbehomewhenIwant,ifIwant,andatwhattimeIwant--andIdon'texpectanyhasslefromyou.
Iexpectagreatdinnertobeonthetableunless
ItellyouthatIwon'tbehomefordinner.
I'llgohunting,fishing,boozing,andcard-playing
whenIwantwithmyoldbuddies,anddon'tyou
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巴西的耶稣塑像被电击
(2014-01-18 12:48:06)


巴西的超大型耶稣塑像于2014年1月16日被雷电击中，右手拇指不幸被劈断一截。
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FDA: Acetaminophen doses over 325mg might lead to liver damage
(2014-01-16 22:07:31)
止痛药醋胺酚（Acetaminophen)对健康有危害性
Healthrisks(摘录自CNNReportbyHollyYan)"Acetaminophenoverdoseisoneofthemostcommonpoisoningsworldwide,"accordingtotheNationalInstitutesofHealth.Takingtoomuchofthispainrelievercanleadtoliverfailureordeath.TheFDAhassettherecommendedmaximumforadultsat4,000milligramsperday.It'seasiertoreachthislimitthanyoumightthink;onegeltabletofExtraStrengthTyle...[阅读全文]
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China Launches Hypersonic Missile Test, Downplays Fears (ZT)
(2014-01-16 16:14:07)

ChinaLaunchesHypersonicMissileTest,DownplaysFears ByMikeWall,SeniorWriter
ThisAirForceillustrationdepicts
theX-51AWaveriderscramjetvehicleduringhypersonicflight…
China'srecenttestofahypersonicvehicleshouldnotundulyalarmtheUnitedStatesoranyothernation,Chinesemilitaryofficialssay. ThetestofChina'snew"hypersonic
glidevehicle,"whichapparentlytookplaceJan.9,wasnotde...[阅读全文]
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