乱弹琴 之 毫无隐私
文／剿匪出关

2018年7月19日， 我带着小米和小女儿，租车从巴黎出发，途径泉水镇，石头城，熏衣草地，到达落脚点，一个在圣十字湖旁边的小旅馆。旅馆老板非常风趣。以下是check-in时的对话。

我： “Bonjour! I have a reservation!”, 说罢，要把驾照递过去。

老板摇摇手：“No need. You are Dr. Z. Originally from China. Now live in XXX USA. Today you drive a Volkswagen Golf, gray color, rent from Paris.”

我大吃一惊，现在网上这么容易查到一个人的信息了？便开玩笑地道：“Are you a member of some French Secret Agency?”

老板：“No. However, I know everything. China #1 in Ping Pong; USA #1 in basketball. France #1 in football!”

我才想起法国在20年后，刚刚再次夺得了足球世界杯冠军。于是道：“Congratulations! You French World Champion again!”

老板：”Congratulations to you too! You American GREAT AGAIN!”