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家有悍妻,看看男士们对婚姻的看法。呵呵!
转贴: By all Means... MARRY!
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. > David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. > Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. > Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. > Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. > Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? > Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. > Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." > Henry Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." > Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." > James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." > Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... > Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. > Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. > Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. > Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. > Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." > Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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