比如说,川大大聪颖地教育记者们,泄出来的密是真的,所以要严惩泄密者,但是报道泄密的新闻是假的,所以信不得。
"You know what they said, you saw it and the leaks are absolutely real. The news is fake because so much of the news is fake."
台下的记者表示不理解,信息是对的报道怎么会是假的呢?川大大则语重心长地教育他说:
"And I'll tell you what else I see. I see tone. You know the word 'tone'? The tone is such hatred. I'm really not a bad person, by the way. No, but the tone is such – I do get good ratings, you have to admit that – the tone is such hatred."
谈到选举人票获胜幅度,川大大不幸被狡诈的记者打脸,但他很快指出了更为严重的问题,按照他的原话说就是,俄罗斯是假新闻!他不但跟俄罗斯没有任何商业往来(I don't have any deals in Russia.),而且大选期间希拉里提前拿到辩论问题的新闻主流媒体都没有报道!
下面就是主流媒体没有对这个新闻进行报道的铁证:
川大大的智慧还可以在他对旅行禁令的实施的描述中看出:We had a very smooth rollout of the travel ban; we had a bad court.
你看,政策的推出如丝滑一般,绝对没有出现起草过程没有与相关政府部门商议导致司法上疑问重重,草草推出导致基层政府员工完全没有得到提前通知,航空公司和海关人员乱作一团,最后被法院暂时禁止的情况。而这政策失败,现在白宫已经放话说下周重写的原因,绝对是因为坏坏~的法庭。
川大大刚上任就携总统之力狂怼司法系统,不可谓不高瞻远瞩,为日后Ivanka登基打下了良好的基础。
川大大还十分准确地说道,现在美国毒品的价格已经跟糖果一样便宜了。“We're becoming a drug-infested nation. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars."
实在是太高了,一句话,就让毒贩完全失去了冒险贩毒的动机。
川大大的高智商还体现在他对第一夫人所扮演的角色进行的描述:
"That is what I call a nice question. ... She – like others, like others that she's working with – feel very, very strongly about women's issues, women's difficulties."
就像其他第一夫人一样,Melania现在正在解决女人的问题,女人的困难。
当一个心狠手辣的犹太人记者问川大大政府为什么没有对全国最近出现的针对犹太人的恐吓行为作出回应时,川大大简单了当地化解了这个招数:
"So here's the story folks. No. 1, I am the least anti-Semitic person that you've ever seen in your entire life. No. 2, racism. The least racist person. In fact, we did very well relative to other people running as a Republican."
第一,老子是你这辈子见过的最不反犹太人的人,言下之意就是大概比你一家犹太人还不反犹太人。第二,种族歧视,老子就是世界上最不种族歧视的人,比其他共和党人好多了。
超级subtle有没有,这才是高超的政治手腕。
当一个面露凶相的黑人女记者无耻地偷袭川大大,问他是否计划在内城区和城市政策议程中与黑人国会党团会议合作时,川大大更是与她谈笑风生:
"Am I going to include who?
"Well, I would. I tell you what: Do you want to set up the meeting? Do you want to set up the meeting?"
"Are they friends of yours? Set up the meeting."
谁?
哦我会啊,要不你来帮我们安排个会议吧。
他们是不是你的朋友啊?你来安排吧!