坐邮轮旅游在海上的日子里,不外乎就是吃、玩、吃、玩、吃、玩、睡,再循环。不知不觉中一天就过去了。这次阿拉斯加之旅的船上篇本没有太多可写的,良辰美景看太多了也会有视觉疲劳不是?
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/rr2U1UUiovChxwpLDp5nIboxY33DjYSjEPIfwDFHRIo7HBJBmQTLagjGmI0hPH0y5E30Oj10eybUF7mKnKUEyzie7A_TmPZ58s9p7I6jZ8brIJIUWSNxPe85P3sza2Kk4fBLsujYFw-QyZa-WvoSckaGtSCVs1XH6Ftz1tA5zHP5Akd3qLc2QcQaR2faQ2WIQ5V32ZsZGSY2oXB4C38jd1PeWLRB0PwJxwTx8Mux2C3DlEBt4I4PBp8vILCfXfpPeMA-gGewOhWztxu49btbumWVm5KQm7iqEaZeFT1xpAkztwJBz5_q2cEpS4TRA7AWQGtTPpa8vXCmzqqSH8-EYnOsAWJDhwSfPbcH19M_xBuVpSCH6-_G6Qpd9F-Uv26FR4ZLYfwafsOssx2mM_NAvIrPJQsnHhX-rhrG1LmHioTRzW6eCCOugLUtkaR_xGd2wQstblaK9qSxyW6LeauU51olz6ZxAlKXonp4cnRnBJhVJ17uL54afNBZ-ax1oLf9sdu1GYg2R3Wd0Qoal05_EenVQ0pfPpqD5zZfTD6aQXJFeTDygjmdM3Ua4ufG4gE9sQeP7j2uIinYfSfFcdgNEpkYby4AO0s=w1326-h884-no)
能玩的俺也都玩了:
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/mvJKKDPuSQcZasAtPGEqH7-U_M3n5EEuktIC5J8aXG9tIzSIAkEAjLAKGUNKiQkb66WaBAXyoXF0Xt4hv_0bDz3e1CeOWrK-nqteQTe5x_x8R2ZRxcyw0O_3_WxgGsuPntRoBHntA4xUzf_rxJXbGipW8kYyziPNXEJlechFGEKMroyZmQ16a3XkqAbx1qZDAGSEW7cPid1STRpwA2PGyWjNdH6bRniKxXX9rqmU5KLgh4gOiI90UT_ZOHcivfDfJmTEzVWPy6OWrqrFEYxyxcoTVQ57Z2IMJPjfnH7mvMBMOH5lhJz258UXFNZuyNm_8KIfMhbnOrQkWFHG0Zxmj_98BkM3GIKwdPBrpgXin0pDM3r0UdTe3pxcyoOQbGaJr16T_AhFOsuTqKZ_sQjfiv8EO7Et2Sci0SE6w7frj7ByuykPwlArPyJhvXF-W1Iq-Q3Xi1mMGVT-EMud5DxVky734BJO0OoyF2PspvnaCX5q7LIJKvF8LgQBlqAEtjCuFdFELYiHW8hMlNdSZxEfDUBzlfkVoNnPEq2YKQxf4kmFbfwM751qqHKbDMNcamZXJmEt6eQWpm1p2xzbbA08uc-ZksfAfn8=w1326-h884-no)
吃吗,俺现在节食减肥(![鬼脸 鬼脸](http://blog.wenxuecity.com/include/editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/wxc/002.gif) ):
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/mLTipbokPqIoH3uBxck-ucCYmR1exy27l4Ef6G74Ko82xM8qV9kC0bpgtPb2vV692NnHpYRTsXwPbjHGDAEEA7Plx0wkEgtYQtEvqjLCpJhk9C-C92YLljcOHsEII3O6RuW4MUj3RvdgKsUxD8Crt7XJvNtAeYctPZCmus7CkvgctTk_Bc-d4GSUEersmIlsfAv-EScDpJlFPASwuTtgW_ycyZTYbd-ySLuBzTMsCTFIShShg1qYbWLL6oYWbZBvaWdRvzUa0NCVzJh9-bT9rP6Co2oB1NGNdCHX_AjhLXCQCehu2yZCmDHGkFJM4h6rzpl9q1l2VKjzUFvOTnPuyy-xObqGbF7jUWsecFcIi8DTgfcXqx_AOd3fSS-bvcajmcQNBsXrte1np3ZJCYiKRQtCVrOlg6z7xS-1VL1v2cDZaicVxpCULMHXYOIDX_ZX7Bnchf_IDXVlxBN2B9qwOV6Jsvuy5je5DHPKjvo3bKHsDbuuVzLGcUF4FyEWu86aYtHiZdWRAZNvA-EN8v7kHgRp9WFC2G_D2TQNKtqP9EQMpsHR1Xpmf5C6YtprdkULS9Hp4GuN2OxQhLErxEVkV9G-2RhXnFY=w1326-h884-no)
当然了,这是在吃完大餐之后:
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/4jZPhBwaziZpLlBi_LhXGniH9aXe6FX1TXfBH68-eBzzGSAO2_BQaR5KQN6bNRHudgAeCV9Yz0Ai9Xkg4wx0lICTin1xGPFz7ahlWE3ncBu2CNn9mjd0bWizh2TPjNiWsLyR7Id0eNqmZn9NBGwkScdKV4noStguQ80Ud4-Fp0WVKVCHwSuv8bV9FmL_Vp1Jw8ZPqiNNFt05Khu5jQB_QDHSxIX3GEEPboVNnB4zPmsWqlg953XKkRAe5nDDj59cIeRMXLlTUKsKDS-um1UjUbNxKNukMw1cynP_NcZ8Pl_IP51VnKm_i9UnCIH-bQ26luel6LS-6xZDR-qSO7Z4bPTI6ANaG3awWnApJYCdppRRaxnf6_C20VjqSMDXNx1i_5xsJeffG40FOgIfowsukWdincKa2qgzH7uoFLAV_zi8YTwIDQxr-4s6XifRphsl96BmlBuLnzKUYuWjsKtZXGXq0kNrwYF7fZFMTP2uOyQDsp92LUJ5WCqIoO3kBv5ecpCP2SrG1YvxZvZT0PCwsA-lz8KO8cVPx6IqQhom9as6YTVU_eqGRsDg9l4UYwhvj2EQGX9p6WFcMUHI9f79wH-fL24pHB0=w1179-h884-no)
下面是啥请读者竞猜:
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/0JyWGEsIJ7LkbNU8NQ28b5pSxFUBXVVddG9ZlMdR7j70B8GBqCUyB04NWIllvcrHU52EI2YAzgiscuDP-iX3JKtcmf2XH9oiGctdZ5FktUGhUYifcx9DnSxlw2DeRiaviyuF8Jxp2SegU0j2eHdWtBFNEvobKXZdfjQVjk-lUhJBLVF3eDzM6aMSgdS5gaeIYnRv6lZDUo-c70kGwir4Kw6FNoTxLsfaFq4amAiQk27teRKZPvAiKQTcsQg6_yJxwg3PqszFewPYpM86gQhgg7F53ucOwLoljvY7_rdN10O5KW2Ft-0s4N3haQg_VmCoKWf7WizArW16cwfZLrSG7TZUk-_qShDaH-OYvSQ3Vtm7BF-aqnGV_BeFXwx80255K693VKHSPJF9U8e6pNnl_Q-6OeQUvfIJS5nq66BAF1J-ArAwcbcE1-jXzA6szzEuKSKxTRJCqsLARdK4zdS2pHXBn4w3SVcahgINVVmi_ASTTRiyLz_adYdNb4xns9nCshsL5bGN390mNlnj7oxWCzYVTr-A28UN5tTN3uAN0UvflvJ1ujov5pgLpiWR1h5dahymfGJ2ExN3yraQed85xjKPafqXzlQ=w1326-h884-no)
提示,这是一桌老印兄弟;抛饼、炒/烩米饭、和咖喱XX可能已经暴露了身份。但那包红面面是啥?告诉你们吧,是辣椒面!等几天后在相遇,就只剩一个底儿了。老印们还挺能吃辣。
别说,还真有几件坐家“被”做的事值得说说:
一、坐家被绑架了!绑匪就是:
![](http://cdn.eglobalcentral.co.uk/images/detailed/29/apple-watch-sport-38mm-sliver-aluninum-with-e0xueo-2.jpg)
咋回事呢?且听我慢慢道来。今年圣诞时,我们先是给我家小姐买了一个Fitbit。可怕人家看不上眼,临时又改成了苹果手表。可人家还是不买帐,只给了一两个星期的面子就不再给戴了。这Teenager可真不好伺候,各位有经验的大侠们要是有什么高招可支支,坐家现在这里谢过了。
咱是“农民”,几百块的东西放在那接土让俺心疼啊。最后只好厚着脸皮,要过来自己戴着。这不,还没戴热乎就赶上这个假期。读过坐家博文的知道,坐家的主要运动就是跑步。为此在手机上装过几个跑步的APP,现在主要用Runtastic和MotionX两个。这苹果手表是自带的Activity Tracker,刚上手时稀里糊涂地就让它按照坐家的跑步历史记录设立了各种目标。
在船上第一天,可能是假期中最冷的一天!早上起床后到外面一看,风刮的呼呼的。在慢跑道上顺风跑的时候像鸟、顶风跑的时候像蜗牛。无奈只好到健身房上跑步机。平常在外面跑习惯了,跑步机上不过瘾没能坚持太长。弄的到晚上了也没完成目标,十点半了还在舱外逛荡:
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/SbvXiaOY-JlfScihf46h2O8-G-t9WdTpCc2rR6IldmdZhHJYKr6wFiEKbzCufsG7qLzbvNjxQ1nBu-mQJGmYgQjALKMGLwBddwQ1N0ZQAY9Vuax2FhpbdnjcBME7s89MtFKQN_Os3kB5k05YGv4TISlgjeIPrigW6wC1XgMorHT35z7abcbUtjaBzs3D9ukXzGod0diLhycYSg4hNxYHdxgYwtpeyAIgjvLluOKEZb9eUYTSbeFPM1HMnQp-Oq_xs3Wd4srE9nowNjpFUNUSnbnBGIB1BKFUzraTbTbay_EN9sE4BTXyhBcDm01GMovGp6JILb8d4wSWGOZ8tRlmZossTaNDG7Iw34G594NDF1hOziYvbOieCFOWw1q6QjWEZxbO78S3pn3044auUagLSgCSbaZJmUmT1vV9BTeWoXGF-uKPKBB6shdDiVU0SlLpnz-lQdyM0zTkASRXhTPmBEV3Qn88AfI1tico2RNW0ik7JqpbLa5izo3uSA87sSB5Fzz0tT5Ph3vU5ZxGJkPMtk_gC5Qu30vW2Q0px3YMAaSRn7xeCd5kpWEA8t3ST0gmPe-iR8Qt-tkEiDsVKY7iRd7wtRU1NbA=w1179-h884-no)
二、坐家被创纪录了:
之后的几天天气都很好,早上在外面跑步爽啊。可没跑几步,可爱的英国女士朱莉娅就报战果了:“Distance: 1 mile, duration: 3 minutes 30 seconds”。啥,三分三十秒一个迈?我咋记得世界纪录比这还多?可能是鸡皮埃斯出错了。三分多钟过去了,朱莉娅说又是一个迈、又是一个迈、又是一个迈。。。坐家最后的战绩是:
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/N3-7oewbBBlYmeX9MXak0t7pNfyAjdXsHRK9L9Gxon--jrqnAC6jEJVvBeGHHZLdt54WuJT5GKmcBbMTGxb5qhKMQQTVgda4oonhgBdcBl5MyadJ0tyhDinVdhDurirscDMuoyA5y2XuhUnDEqEBJiWJUlbOLLg9bCuzSQOTCK7EUAzT543q8UKBZbw8tROsfE0GIAGFgVFxiPzw7T4IDirvWdGY3tUbhoj1nmvyJifgiu4TVlslZr47ZEwxx58y0Ha0zVHG56qNlWtYcMPcg7XW75ASPOYLhYFIATPsJvBKPodWBrHdTROo0RQrMNBwr1xyIqScVxAvY76qLn-dDJDveRLUFrp9tfUvYMd2GlD32gX4g7-CLXkj8EY5zdEBLtUTckelqVr7Fl1Kp0HrTKf20cf-sAS76l4c27U7Pk2UYSPnKYus_btsLrwNy4Pr767piM9vXI_W-QNSJUTkm4glUX03wxptdQFiPGbhr9aYyWiZsef4REyyS5I19S4RCdGOJXfCFship5N-gpoVY4T8lLPcktmfSboZbgIcozZXQj1kSDF_k6L2rkvFAIhaqeOPWwS57L6uEvBW5dhocmjt18T3mGg=w498-h884-no)
可惜呀可惜,这是船的速度,不是俺的。只是咱不用再担心目标达不到了,耶!
三、坐家被出名了:
这次船上的表演水平总体比从前有所下降,唯有一颗“新星”的诞生袮补了一切。“新星”就是,tada:
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/ZfstSUd1vVx9mNDHhjW38kK0Chn4RUxPuDhLdiSFQKx8TvuF-kGyst_qyn9oEgbUto-SEu_owKamv1dCo-U4f8Wo8eSlMWxfqjZh51mwvDejlvXoEU7aLaFYf6M_O8jNzLzVcbr8lJ80q207qlqzlA7qATXdFp-rJOJaTohzqgG8p_VBTjg8Q2FC-o5gga2PPQINdTgHiQZDkne-9g6TP3LkDBYGzITxvVoUN_Kt8OYDntdYVqjz2D5pfi05OwzlUuqVYTfXZ4mddoXBRUM8A5LE6J0Z4J0u1eIUsN5-v8G6gLfH0K0bMbT2ZiZkGt1z2UOoTrPgJLS1NYoC-29H0-D6opq83GExmXeR_jYwnkjJA5lGUoPWYH62C3G7j9oM0RoxdUa30z9onU4-bHLdziiV6dCfMGka-IL8JIZH24Pdj24lozBBMjIVIn2OVRSSTmW9S3VGcFTS6m7KgarZzrEByUd66_HhXasHADJHAn98lZnB2kTL5ssiOBMovPiTD5po7cBuTgdiHZlQfxPKtR5_0KalRLpkkNaINeuVOpZQYvxKDoQyO81vDKeT3mseeCLCWCXlcx7zMYGITT81V7bT5vrqPsg=w1326-h884-no)
是那个自己猜。下面摘自《史记·“新星”诞生记》:
话说公元贰仟零壹拾陆年陆月伍日晚,挪威人邮轮公司珍珠号乘客仟人许聚会于星尘大剧院。时值亥猪,历经早餐、早茶、不肥、中餐、午茶、不肥、晚餐、晚茶、不肥,众皆昏昏欲睡。
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/LK2lVGv6UBcHgtsXt713Zzf_JLbGayX4XhxxE6lDL5MJ8VryrIW6HaRe4Q30WYURoJs6RB2--NsERb16jS7KdL0VgfIz2_4aKrMw32qP0V7pjlGav_kI92Ru-iOQRJIy4yKGTOIyteGUyW6-tjAZZkJht4lBsraE-YvhJj9Pni3ad6OvgkeOgXo-gmLDIAahqCkMfDuXTCp7Obv4z4GMq1sbbxDhKdIscrz5fEAILyohE9iAqXdHBOGYuyvVBBpgHn5x7B7rmaGkn6zHa5F9TnPo74NrjqNPJovZr9IrevNaIAH5JlyjwsWycwPVZmZ4nF4TKZrYr9iY-lOY5lKRnYMVxEducNiTAb_aSwRY-4Um7eu-njSqE1pT58do9ry3oa7meLc5vTYaHU0q05eUv7zFupftUoZrT1dfjwC81K0UdfXaq-bM-IsUXU0FU_XrY_S2Qh-bg1oDrG7HknWvjXGrknT_9PAk-BZSGK2pa7DRuyuEaA-mekt_63Ahwkdn-Bd5NgdHgzCKVI0cYgIVRubOIsLtp8srtrVLfhRWfl-PAIdK_lIl2YWsbG7safMwz0k71uqRkJhugUt5b9F9TDRygvsJQ5k=w1179-h884-no)
待帷幕开,但见台上一西人栋笃笑(注:Stand-up comedian)上窜下跳,竭力博众人一乐。但见此人身长捌尺,膀大腰圆,秃头锃亮,自号提姆开门斯基是也。未几,开门斯基择一众上台互动搞笑,此乃西人栋笃笑惯用伎俩也。坐家幸(不幸)在其中。但见开门斯基一赠众人诨号,菲尔医生(Dr. Phil)、自摸、瓦尔多(Waldo)。。。二诱众人肖动物自损,大象、小马、海猪。。。坐家为小马。菲尔医生独担纲领唱,然开门斯基命其肖女音、扮女形,大窘,不知所措。时坐家站其后,脑错筋上前助其站姿。开门斯基遂命二人换位。未呈想坐家一刻名气(15 minutes of fame)运到,女音、歌剧、猫王、摇滚、饶舌、样样精通。台下众皆大梦初醒、疑为天籁、掌声雷动、多次Standing O。
时坐家见开门斯基四脖子汗流,遂持毛巾为其拭。灵机一动,尚给其光头抛光数次。开门斯基称众人皆已笑落椅下。然坐家已入另一境界,浑然不查。
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/8jfDyJO7ICGhnDuy9aCxyl3dRtGgYMT1w3KyVM1Oa1eS78-yXNiuA5qfkvkH6SB3YW4m1SpOsBt_rzPGvzWBJHVPjXCIy5d5jy93YhIrPbdBbGWeEZVjv8HYHQ5wgdesPfqXhqHoz49WtVVgQvkXe2QvThBP3ZMxg61JccxgqBwrA5xeqtmSp947n-BdNCIn5bhBPOpyjzMqRZCEaoNsVrubAm2sro8fQW5G9YjRyBYmdDqecbcnLTE3kDmtV9XrtUh6wJaCRDNNHxtoJp2H8mgIR2gmU6vS_S1GzPnE3ptODtwirqdiTDZy65hrmJNIk425khKHiKxSq8InA2CLCiqbasoKPHmLHoL9DHRPSbjb-PvvUTGp-fUCVmTqLGmR2nkT1C6lHLyhxsKmz_7AQPhpR7PtAj7J4VNPx-fuI2om2KFeb1_8IY-BQoh9c27bQmG0WTOwEwWy6l4JkrR8LUn1OGEKcNF7u1H9UgkWqBhZ5A8LjSeZo4VSH-foLfDqLzUqGJDB3ne719Ev16ZdbFtCHwR16GJ_vqmx7ZIgE-aUyCJB4il3vfwV38VMRw_NOgKOzGU0c9yYV55cJO8UntBYgKejJKg=w1136-h640-no)
嗟夫哉,后坐家饱受追星之苦。所至处众皆围堵,索要签名合影者无数。更得众多美名如好莱坞、喜剧大师、穿红丝尼克的。
欢迎阅读本系列的其他篇章:
《再探阿拉斯加——鹰熊篇》
《再探阿拉斯加——鲸鱼篇》
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