昨晚看鬼文 Famous modern ghost stories, 家长很不屑一顾, 问我怎么看这种无聊的东东.
可这篇文章比另一篇讲笑话的文章好笑多了, 我几次都笑出泪了, 你们听听:
modern ghosts are less simple and primitive than their ancesters, more democratic than of old, have more of a diversity of interests.
in the past, a ghost had to stalk or glide to his haunts, now he limousines and planes so that naturally he can get in more work done than before.
his interal efficiency and knowledge of science constitute the worst terror of the current specter.......knows all about a chemical lab, can add electricity to his other shocks and can employ all mortel and immortel angencies as his own.