MMD我都快变居委会大妈了。。。

小两口吵架找到我头上了。大早上去把他们从床上提溜起来，告诉他们：

Listen, in your life there are very few people care and treat you good. How long have you been together? ..... Good, be appreciative to that and try to work out, not fight! Do you agree with what I said?.... Now give me your hands.....

拉勾、上吊，一百年，不许变！

这俩孩子心眼不坏， 但是心眼缺了点。都算是残疾人，以后政府一辈子养着。