For Any Impossible She (Ogden Nash) What shall I do with So-and-So? She won't say yes and she won't say no. She tiptoes around the cunningest traps With a smile and a murmur of Perhaps. At nine I'm Darling, at ten I'm you - Tell me, what is a man to do When the lady his life is based upon Likes to be wooed but won't be won? What shall I do with So-and-So? She confesses that I am her favorite beau; But let the topic of marriage arise And see the astonishment in her eyes! Why am I chosen so to be harried? Other people have gotten married. Is every courtship conducted thus Or is it only confined to us? |