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7 qualities to be a perfect woman:
Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful Self-Organised
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
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Teacher: why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can"t your dad to it? Student: No, only BULL can do it.
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Boy (to girl): What"s there in between your legs? Girl: Hell! And what"s there in between your legs? Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not |
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