邻居小韩同学的奶奶大半年前从国内带来一只小狗, 浑身雪白,白线团一样毛茸茸的, 煞是可爱。 小韩妈妈是典型的韩国贤妻良母,除了天天早中晚三顿伺候着外, 中途还喂点心。今天早上在 bus stop 碰到她, 她幽幽地对我说:"Bomer is going to be a daddy next month” . 我大吃一惊, "Bomer ?This little guy ?”
“ Yeah, can u believe it? ” “ Of course not, he’s so young, how did that happen? ” “ Oh, a few month ago, we went to our friend’s house for sleepover, that’s why. ” “ OMG, bad Bomer. ”
下午回家后, 一进门女儿就问我:"Mom ,have we ever had a pet before?" Mom: “Yeah, a Hermit crab “. Daughter: “Then what happened?” Mom: “Gone.” Daughter: “How?”. Mom: “Hungry”. Daughter: “How about after that?” Mom: “ A fish.” Daughter: “Then where is it now?” Mom: “Gone, same reason.” Daughter: “So can we have a dog now?” Mom: ” I’m afraid not, enough is enough , I already have two – U and your DD.” DD: “ hahaha, Mom, we are not dogs, U are the 好笑est mom in the whole world.” |