茶公送我的脑筋急转弯
文章来源: 绿豆红茶2008-12-08 17:50:58

1. Two atoms were having a conversation. Atom#1 suddenly yelled “Oh shoot! I lost an electron when I was running around moments ago.” Atom#2 asked “Are you sure this is what happened?” Atom#1 then said something, which ultimately convinced her friend.

Question: What did Atom#1 say?

 

2. “温良贤淑”的反义词是什么?

 

3   话说几个工程师死后到了地狱里,发现在这儿呆的不舒服。于是他们运用自己的专业知识,对地狱进行了一番改造,装上了空调水暖排风扇什么的。这样装修后的地狱变成了一个环境宜人的场所,大家在此生活的很开心,好像也没谁总羡慕上天堂的人了。

上帝听说这件事后,非常气愤的找到主管地狱的撒旦,指责他剥夺了世人努力争取死后升入天堂的动力。上帝说如果地狱的生存状况不马上恶化,他就要代表天堂,将撒旦所代表的地狱告上法庭。

撒旦不屑的撇撇嘴,冷笑着对上帝说了一句话,于是上帝就打消了和撒旦对簿公堂的念头。

问题:撒旦说什么了?

 

我只做出了前两道题,大家开动脑筋呀。