儿子8岁时，

1。 一天，我和老公说起一个朋友起了个英文名字叫 Juliet 。我们开玩笑说，那她先生最好叫 Romeo 。儿子在旁边睁大眼睛听着。我们问他，“你知道谁是 Romeo 吗？ ” 我想他可能知道这个故事。他说： “Yes, Romeo is the Pizza store!” （我们附近真有个Romeo Pizza store.)

2。老公经常指正女儿走路的姿势，说多了，女儿不高兴。儿子在旁边说：“Daddy, why not thinking positively? At least she can walk.” 老公和女儿忍不住噗嗤大笑。

3。从中国回来，儿子说：“Grandma must very appreciate our house now. Because I saw her old house in China.” 那是我家祖传的老屋，早已没人居住。我问他，“What was your old house look like?” 儿子说，“I didn’t have an old house.” 我说，“想想，Was it a barn?” 儿子倒在地上笑得喘不过气来。因为我们说过他那么贪吃贪睡，上辈子肯定是小猪。

4。儿子拉琴，总是看着钟点。老师让拉30分钟，他绝不超过31。有时候，我问他怎么这么快就拉完了。他说：“Good, that means you were too enjoyed my music and forgot the time.”

5.儿子有了一只宠物小兔。每当兔笼子需要打扫时，他就喊他爸：“My bunny needs room service!”