1 What do single people call Valentine's Day? Happy Independence Day. 单身的人怎么称呼情人节? 独立日快乐! 2 What's the best part about Valentine’s Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale. 情人节最好的地方是什么? 那天之后巧克力会降价. 3 What is another way of saying Happy Valentine’s day! S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day! 说情人节快乐的另外一种方式是什么? S.A.D,单身者留意日! 4 What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive." 回形针对磁铁说什么? “我觉得你非常有吸引力。” 5 What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day? To remind single people they are single. 情人节的真正目的是什么? 提醒单身的人,他们都是单身。 6 When you are with the right person, every day is Valentine's Day! 当你和对的人在一起,每天都是情人节! 7 To all the single people on Valentine's Day, don't be sad. Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift.
所有在情人节单身的人,不要难过。想想你没有得到礼物节省的时间和金钱。 source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/valentinesdayjokes/valentinesdayjokes.html
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