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Some Jokes that I made up a few weeks ago:
1. Q: What kind of fish do you eat when you go to Cape Cod?
A: A caped cod.
2. Q: What kind of fish does a clown keep as a pet?
A: A clown fish.
3. Q: What kind of fish does someone eat when he wants to sing very well?
A: A tuna fish (tune-a-fish).
4. Q: What kind of fish do you eat when you are very sad?
A: A blue fish.
5. Q: What kind of dinosaur racks your car and eats you?
A: A tyrannosaurus rex.
6. Q: What kind of dinosaur steals your money?
A: A velociraptor.
7. Q: What kind of dinosaur steals your kids?
A: An oviraptor.
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