Daddy Daddy wasn't there Daddy Daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair It seems he doesn't care Daddy wasn't there
Daddy Daddy wasn't there to change my underwear It seems he doesn't care Daddy wasn't there
When I was first baptized When I was criticized When I was ostracized When I was jazzercised Steak and kidney pies One hour Martinized When I was circumcised Daddy wasn't there
When I was first baptized When I was criticized When I was ostracized When I was jazzercised Steak and kidney pies One hour Martinized When I was circumcised Daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair To change my underwear Daddy wasn't there
(Spoken very rapidly) Daddy wasn't there, peace!
If you've got a daddy issue, Here's a daddy tissue D to the A to the D-D-Y D to the A to the D-D-Y They say it's just a fad, But I've got a dead beat dad D to the A to the D-D-Y D to the A to the D-D-Y I sit in my room and cry And ask myself the reason why D to the A to the D-D-Y D to the A to the D-D-Y
