英语笑话: He Knows the Answer
文章来源: 天泽园2008-09-01 09:19:52
He Knows the Answer


Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?
Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.

他知道答案

教师:你能告诉我一些有关十八世纪的伟大科学家的事情吗?
学生:我能,先生。他们都死了。



Where do babies come from?

I asked my father where babies come from.
He says you download them from the Internet.


小孩从哪里来?

我问爸爸小孩是从哪里来的,他说是从网上下载的。





(ZT)