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Ponderings for 2007
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. (this is playing on words-pun)
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Consider what Willie Nelson said regarding being caught recently with a bag of Marijuana: "It's a good thing I had a bag of Marijuana instead of a bag of spinach. I'd be dead by now." (This refers to the time that spinich made people sick several month ago, and Willie Nelson, a famous singer and very old, was caught possessing weeds at an airpot, I think.)
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. (Acid is type a drug in 60's, it causes hullucination)
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER IN 2007: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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