An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation

 in Florida.  His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet

 him there the next day.  When he reached his hotel, he decided to send

 his wife a  quick e-mail.

 Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail

 address, he did his best to type it in from memory.   Unfortunately, he

 missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly

 preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. 

When

 the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the

monitor,

 let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.  At

 the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the

 screen:

 DEAREST WIFE:

 JUST GOT CHECKED IN.  EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.

 P.S.  SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE