万万没想到坐在我身边多年的两位同事的退休告别是在家工作以电话会议的形式举行的。

小组加部门经理共八人。轮到我发言。来了个带点韵味的：

It's a great retirement

No more Change Requirement

No longer being chained at the desk

You get the freedom of doing the best

Bye bye, tension; hello, pension

Permanent vacation with Ocean as your meditation

挺得意的。也许是经常听乡村歌曲的熏陶吧。这偷一句那偷一句不就凑成了？