I like this one in particular simply because of a sense of humour throughout the whole piece of writing. To me it's the Rumour and Humour that made this writing such a fun reading;-)

I liked it so much that I had such comments:

以我之见，如此妙文，应当选进，语文课本。

活灵活现，出浅入深。属实属虚，不必过问。

有朝一日或许将此文改编成山东快书段子

* http://blog.wenxuecity.com/blogview.php?date=200501&postID=2494