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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater!
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She's got that down in the mouth look!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary? A peeping tom!
Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas? Because he has sandy claws!
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? 'Pleased to eat you.'!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? Frostbite!
What is a French cat's favorite pudding? Chocolate mousse! |
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