![分享】“隔壁老王”?是个什么梗?_爸爸](data:image/jpeg;base64,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我认识很多老王,每个老王都不一样,有特别好的老王,也有一般般的老王,还有不怎么地的老王,但是,所有老王都有一个共性:有一个如花似玉的老婆! ![白衣仙女/古风女头._女生头像_我要个性网](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHS0LGwPdacixfHshy4qykafocVVospfDW9A&usqp=CAU)
老王的老婆在老王眼里都是仙女 上个周末,我认识的第1001个老王约我一起吃个饭,顺便聊点儿有关他孩子打网球的事情,有关他孩子教育的事情和有关他孩子上大学的事情。正好圣地亚哥所有的餐馆都开了,我们就约了一个日本捞面馆儿去吃捞面。反正我和老王都是北方人,都喜欢吃面。 我和老王分别准时到了日式拉面馆。刚刚坐下来,还没有开始点面,老王就有电话进来了。老王的神色一下子就紧张起来了。(哈哈哈,肯定是小蜜来的电话):”老婆,我在和朋友吃饭。”(原来是老王的老婆来电话) 我肯定不知道老王的老婆怎么说,就听老王神色紧张地回话。 “我和牛哥吃饭呢,牛哥呀,就是他女儿上了大藤的那个牛哥。” “在哪儿?哦,我们在一个日本拉面馆。” “就两个人,就我们两个人。” “啊?这样不好吧?” “好吧,好吧。” 我觉得,老王是个怕老婆,哈哈,老王的老婆我认识,长的身材高挑,如花似玉,就像脱口秀说的那样,绝对是铁岭一枝花!,哈哈。老王呢,是一个特别好的人,爱老婆顾家努力教育孩子,不过,这老婆就是不能太漂亮了。子曰:妻美麻烦多。 ![4位长得丑却娶了漂亮老婆的男星,前2位令人羡慕,后2位已离婚- 明星八卦- 明星八卦-游戏佬](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSrKqWaSQYPr5MKXoOP5yQuFp8pAegr4x2EaA&usqp=CAU)
娶了漂亮的老婆,是要付出代价的,哈哈 只见老王拿起手机,在这个日本拉面馆里一阵的照相,估计是要给他老婆取证吧。 又有电话进来了,老王面露难色。 老王呐呐的对我说:“牛哥,能不能给您照张像?” 嗨,照呗?“是你老婆看上我了吗?” (这话是我心里想的,没敢说,哈哈哈) 又是一阵折腾,老王的脸色越来越难看。估计是他家里的那一枝花给他出难题了。 “牛哥,咱俩能合张影吗?我家领导要我证明我真的和你在一起。” 嗨,与人方便,自己方便,那我就和老王1001照一张像呗。 于是,咔嚓咔嚓。。。。。。然后,呼啦呼啦,1001就把我和他的合影给如花发了过去。 ![Ramen Maruya, Japan Village, Los Angeles | Just ME...](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRo9OhPqd_zVYXE69iTWAkxUZZKiQiDwWzf4g&usqp=CAU)
面上来了,好看呀,肉多呀,正合吾意!开吃! 老王又有电话进来了,这下如花的声音很大了,我都听见了:“你们照片后面的那个穿红衣服的女人是谁呀?” “啊?那是别的客人呀,我怎么认识?” “(*&^%^&)(y^&^%((*” “我不认识人家,我不能给人家照相呀!” “我真的就和牛哥两个人吃饭,没有其它人呀!” “()*&……¥#……%…………%&#¥¥#…………” 老王的脸蜡黄蜡黄的。 额地那个神呀,我明白了。是老王的老婆怀疑老王和别的女人吃饭,要各种证明。只有我和老王的照片证明不行,还要:账单证明,周围环境证明,桌子上的碗筷证明,不相关的女子照片证明,而且,还必须有录像证明,额地那个天神呀,这个老婆有点奇葩。 老王真累,心真累! 我用异样的眼神看着老王,老王有点儿毛,解释道:“她爱起来的时候,是真爱,凶起来的时候,是真凶,不讲道理的时候,也是真的不讲道理,没办法呀,我摊上这个了。” 特别同情老王,又要工作,又要培养孩子,又要养家,又要照顾父母,还每天提心吊胆的应付老婆的查岗,我觉得我要是老王,我就离家出走了,哈哈哈。 ![Leftover Pho: A Better Alternative - LovingPho.com](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQV10SgqWJrr8RidAk0-CvtwlC1Y8dlBs297w&usqp=CAU)
面吃完了,就剩下点儿面汤,准备回家! 老王说话了:“牛哥,再耽误您一会儿时间,您再坐一会儿。” “不行了,我还要赶着回家看NBA的 Play off呢。” “拜托了,我老婆马上要过来检查,您如果不在,那我就惨了?” 啊?我咕咚 。。。。。。 ![網上流傳大蒜治百病?抗疫謠言別輕信| 埃頻道Ai Channel](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtM-Y18j1YYTqotVE-mT6vzEmVpkUP5ey9tg&usqp=CAU)
老板,给我来一头生蒜!我要吃!子曰:美女怕生蒜! 唉,活久见呀,没想到竟然有这样奇葩的老婆。 《版权老婆所有,翻印奇葩不究》 |