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1. 一日陪睡,照例对儿子母爱泛滥:“I love you, sweetie. My love is higher than the ceiling.” 自己正暗自得意这一比喻,那边儿子发话:”I love you too, mommy and it is higher than CN tower.” 说的我目瞪口呆。
2. Halloween 之夜,儿子向他的朋友抱怨: “Uncle always bothers me."(Uncle 指我弟弟)。 “Do you bother uncle, sweetie?” 我发问 一阵沉默之后, “But uncle always bothers me first.” 晕到。看来儿子以后是做Lawyer的料: 永远都不能说自己不对。
3.一日晚餐,儿子和他的好朋友M谈到了结婚, 儿子说: “Boys marry girls and girls marry boys.” 我得乘机灌输这个:” You are right that boys marry girls and girls marry boys. Who do you want to marry? “ “You, But wait till I get bigger. I will marry you when I am twenty-nine.” “Thanks sweetie. I will wait.” 感动的一塔糊涂。但还得接着问,因为还有一个坐在我的右边。“M, who do you want to marry? “ “ Nobody. Since only one women here and J will marry her. Mommy married Daddy so I can not marry her. Because you can only marry one people.” 突然觉的孩子们长大了。
4.和儿子讨论FAMILY PET 有好一阵了,最后决定现在先养一只猫,等儿子五岁以后,再养一只狗。我的目的是想让孩子认识到什么是责任感,什么是爱。如果他能从爱动物体会到什么是父母之爱,那就是BONUS了。于是母子二人有了如下对话: “J, who is going to feed the cat?” “Me” “Who is going to clean up the cat’s poopoo?” Silent and then “Mommy, you take care of me, I take care of the cat, the cat take care of horsy (his sleeping buddy) and the horsy will take care you….” 他倒是颇懂循环之道。
5.快到儿子睡觉的时间了,我照惯例提醒他“Play with Tiger for 5 more minutes then you go to sleep.” (Tiger is our cat). 儿子也照惯例答到:“OK。” 一分钟后,我提醒 “ 4 more minutes.” ‘OK.” 又一分钟后,我说 “ 3 more minutes.” “No, not 3 more minutes, it is still 4 more minutes” 儿子高声抗议。 “Why? “ “Because Tiger did not play with me. Only the time playing with Tiger counts. “ 我哑然。 没错,是我逻辑不够严谨。只是不成想让这小子看出来了。 看来以后母子斗法有的好看的了。
6. 放学归来,儿子告诉我:“ I am going to marry Olivia, Siena and Maid, and you.” “But sweetie, you can only marry one people at a time. “ “But every one wants me to marry every one. “ “ Sweetie, you have to choose one. You can not marry all of them at the same time.” After some silence, “I will marry Olivia. But Mom, I will marry you when I am bigger. I will marry you when I am 30. (得,上次刚说等他29 岁的时候MARRY ME, 一会功夫,他改了年龄,我又得多等一年。) :-(
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