Fascism - You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

Bureaucracy - You have two cows. To register them, you fill in twenty-three forms in triplicate and don’t have time to milk them.

Feudalism - You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Democracy - You have two cows. A vote is held, and the cows win.

Environmentalism - You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.

Libertarianism - Go away. What I do with my cows is none of your business.

Capitalism - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Socialism - You have two cows. The government takes one of them and gives it to your neighbor.

Communism - You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you a little sour milk.