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讲一个笑话吧

(2018-04-26 10:01:48) 下一个

讲一个笑话吧,这笑话有点色情,我就写成英文了。反正那是蛮夷的语言, 低俗点不影响山人的声誉哈。

 

 

Seems more and more uncertainties coming up those days around the world , that really bothers Japanese Primer Abebe very much. To get the tie with his old friend tightened, Mr Abebe invited Mr Dump, the president of the superpower country, to have a casual visit to Tokyo. Mr Abebe is an intriguing and savvy man, he knows quite well what Mr Dump’s taste is and how to make him happy. 

 

It was at the very night of the arriving day, in his luxury presidential suite, just as Mr. Dump undressed himself totally and started walking toward the shower room, then there came the soft knock on the door. Things happened very fast, it did not leave Mr Dump a chance to  grab a bath towel to wrap himself around the waist, a shinning skin Asian girl had already slipped in. 

 

Next morning, at the first moment when  Mr. Dump opened his eyes, he almost lost his mind on where he’s about, until he felt a warm slim arm extending cross over his chest. He’d not experienced such deep and undisturbed sleep for quite a while. Now he felt a sort of refilled, a feeling of regaining power crawling all over his body. Then the girl spasmed lightly, she made her eyes half way opened,  spilled out a wave of charming. 

 

Whoo! Mr Dump finally realized what the situation was all about now, and he remembered all those impressive details happening last night. Fantastic! All of a sudden, it seemed Mr Dump was stuck by something, he turned to the girl and asked curiously : yesterday, when  both of us were at that exciting moment, why did you keep yelling “Machigayi!Machigayi“? what does that really mean ?  The girl broke  out a shallow smile, mild and sexy : it means “you are terrific!”,

 

No doubt, Abebe’s  upcoming  agenda was  enjoyable and amiable. One undispensable arrangement was play golf. To honorable guest, the Japanese curtesy and politeness can go extreme to flattery. So no matter what shot Dump made, good or so so, Mr ABebe  always shouted  out cheerfully for congratulations.  Of course, Mr Dump was a decent man ,on top of that, he's a very shrewd man as well, he’s competent to catchup new skills to establish rapport atmosphere . So when Abebe did hit good ones, Mr Dump gave applause back and shouted “yeah! Machigayi!”, in quite aloud. Everybody around laughed politely, but Mr Abebe  looked embarrassed and puzzled.

 

It was a pleasurable  afternoon, at least to Mr Dump, very relaxed and enjoyable.  After the game, when both leaders sit side by side on tea break, Abebe asked Dump in his depressed low voice: every time when I hit a good shot, why did you always yell ,”it’s a wrong hole!”?

 

 

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georgegan 回复 悄悄话 Interesting
越吃越蒙山人 回复 悄悄话 回复 'lilywanda' 的评论 : 呵呵,哪有什么太多的寓意呀,就是拿名人开个玩笑呗。
lilywanda 回复 悄悄话 是黄点儿。有什么引申意义吗, 难道日本经常帮倒忙, 或领会错美意?
越吃越蒙山人 回复 悄悄话 回复 '土豆-禾苗' 的评论 : 这下轮到我糊涂了????。
土豆-禾苗 回复 悄悄话 回复 '越吃越蒙山人' 的评论 :
“其实这个笑话细想起来虽然黄点”,所以读者们会有一瞬间的疑惑:难道就是那个越吃越蒙山人,不像啊。:))
越吃越蒙山人 回复 悄悄话 回复 '边走边看66' 的评论 : 哈哈,这样我就松了一口气,说明我没有太另类,that makes sense:)
边走边看66 回复 悄悄话 我老实交待,我笑了
越吃越蒙山人 回复 悄悄话 回复 '土豆-禾苗' 的评论 : 谢谢土豆的认真严肃回复。幸亏我没写是普大帝请去打高尔夫,不然俄文嚼起舌头来更难办。
其实这个笑话细想起来虽然黄点,但却是一个跟现实挺有结合的故事,不知道为什么笑的人不多,是笑点太隐晦了吗?
土豆-禾苗 回复 悄悄话 你的问题,到底该严肃回答呢,还是不严肃地回答,我想了一个晚上。

先不说进错洞的问题,有些意思不明,哈哈。
“Machiayi(马骑阿姨)”这个呢,似乎得是 ma chi ga i(まちがい、間違い),反正是搞错的意思,不搞错才怪呢,:)))

昨晚被“一神教”的垄断性思维特征给干扰了,周末愉快。
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