Happy New Year !

Happy New Year ! On the Chinese New Year morning, I will join an job interview. So, I decided to do some good deed for a better lot. I thought for a long time and did no find any chances. Clean up neibour's snow ? No, another cleaner will lost job. Donate some money to church for tsunami disaster ? No, the clerk said they stopped collecting money for Asia people, I had to send money by myself to red cross. Call a student in and give some free classes ? No, every Chinese student was busy for the coming Chinese New Year. Every non Chinese student was busy for buying Valentine's gift for its holiday lover. Besides, no body believes in free lunch. I am not gay and not hunting girls. Call my first-girlfriend ? I tried, her husband said: thanks for your good wishes, their son would be 5 years old this spring, if I can help him enter north america to study, his wife and himself will be graitful. Call my ex-wife ? No answer, the voice left was confusing. 1. If you are John, you can make your mind to buy any gifts, its totally upto you. Anyway, I need to change ways of love making. 2. If you are lawyer Lee, sorry for my lately paid bills. You can try to call my ex-husband to collect your money, here is his telphone number:...... 3. If you are Susan, I will be on time at the same bar, you'd better change your nasty guy or you pay the whole dinner. 4. If you are son-of bitch, your dog is dead, lawyer lee will call your for the dog's funeral costs. ===================================================== I was absolutly alone, I was walking on the longest street of Toronto and trying to find a beggar. At 7PM, in -20C degree weather, I met one. "Can you do my favor to accept all these pennies ? Almost 10 dollars. " I said shyly. "No, I am busy and no time to count." He answered. "Come on, this is Chinese New Year, I need to do some good thing to change my lot ." I begged. "Really ? If you have one toonie (two dollar) for me, then God bless Chinese. If you only have these coins, I have to say 'sorry, God is our God'. " He smiled. "Ok, I can do some things." I ran away and entered a Chinese restaraut, and shout out " Gong Hi Fa Cai ! Keep the changes " The boss laughed very aloud , and gave me one five dollar. I returned to the beggar with my five dollars in my left hand, "What will you say ? man ? " "God bless Chinese two times and a half !" Is it a chance of million ? Found a beggar to pray for you on the Chinese New Year Eve ? Rooster Year ! Happy. Ge Ge Ge Ge Ge Ge ....... >