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唐僧优柔未见瘦,
八戒受欺怨皮猴,
三餐不食男平静,
一骗熟虑女成熟.

瘦因束缚紧箍咒,
金箍棒下偶像走,
折衷方针　单一,
官话污秽难吃透.

通货膨胀传流言,
愚笨莽撞巨款丢,
量入为出小步舞,
不择手段勾简陋.

装腔作势坏情绪,
偏执言论斑竹扣,
恶毒诽谤欲垄断,
吹牛大王必狠纠.

(33 English words)