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Geography of Women
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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa. She is half
discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the
fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America. Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with
countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India. Very hot, sensual,
relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France. She may have been
half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable
place to visit.


Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia. She lost the war and
is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia. Very wide, quiet and the
borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people
away.


Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like Mongolia. With a glorious
and all conquering past but alas no future.


After 70, they become Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no
one wants to go there.

Geography of Men
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Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like the United States of America -
ruled by a dick.
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