我爱看的节目---Fashion Police

E!Online有个FashionPolice节目，每当Oscar, Golden Globes这种重大场合都不忘了在第二天的节目里对明星的服装评头品足。好莱坞名嘴JoanRivers 今年从TVGuide频道重回E!Online, 这个节目就更精彩了。

Jone Rivers mocking Frankenstein

Joan Rivers说起起好莱坞明星的八卦衣着，常常一针溅血，口无遮拦，因为风趣幽默,被誉为美国最有幽默的女人之一，也因此拥有粉丝无数，好学也是其中之一, 每次不管是奥斯卡还是金球奖，都铁定要看她的时装点评。Joan虽然年过七旬，可精神劲儿总是倍儿足，加上数不清多少次的整容（xx讲话脸上注射的胶原蛋白比Lindsey Lohan的年龄还大），看上去比她3-40岁的女儿还年轻。不过让Joan Rivers 最出名的还是她的那张毒舌.

January Jones

今年金球奖一结束，Joan姐就开始在Fashion Police拿红地毯的女星们开损。先出来的January Jones, 一袭红色Versace Red Fringed Gown. 露是露了点，想 play up the boobs? 哈哈，Joan姐说了,“Wow,her name is January, he boobs is spilling into February!!”

Scarlett's Hairdo

没多久，性感女神bombshellScarlett Joannsson 出场了，Scarlett 一身Elie Saab长裙，没啥问题，可她的messy wavy hair?  Joan姐又讲话了 “This is the most beautiful girl. What’s with her hair? It’s the bride of Frankenstein!!!” 然后夸张的学着Frankenstein走路说话的样子说“She is waiting to forsomeone to say “I love you””

 

接着, Nicole Kidman 跟矮他一头的老公出场了。Nicole这次衣服没啥可圈可点，看着这对亲昵地love birds,Joan姐羡慕得说’They are such alovey-dovey couple. They really hold hands. And they still touch.” 然后话锋一转，“They are a team. Hehelps her learn her lines, she helps him get things off the shelf.!!!” 全场哄堂大笑。

 

Michelle William 

Michelle Williams 这个几年前在奥斯卡还入选最佳穿衣奖, 这次 被Joan姐评为最差穿衣奖，这倒没委屈Michelle.这款Valentino 菊花裙穿在Michelle身上，不得不说是50岁的肩，60岁的胸和腰，的确像是一个的老太太 外加一个男孩式的发型，引得Joan姐大喊“It’s terrible!! Bad hair bad dress made from atacky bedspread.  She spent the wholenight picking the pedals off saying ‘Valentino loves me, Valentino loves menot. Look in the mirror, Michelle! Valentinohates your f***ing guts!!!“。。

 

这次奥斯卡又有Fashion Police好看，不知Joan姐这次有啥高论。。期待ing