私房语录 （57-58）

57. 在带外公外婆参观校园时，看到一系楼，好学的外婆指着楼名， 略带显摆地问外孙- 这个念“喷杀奥乐鸡”吧。外孙一听着急了：“No, this is “Psychology”. 顾念到外婆英文不太灵光，就想用他有限的中文来解释 这个词里”P” 是不发音的，无奈自个儿的中文也不灵，结果很悲催，成了: “这个”P” 是不能“放”出声音的………

       

58. 终于熬完艰难的大学第一学期，回自己房间好好的睡了一觉后，儿子心情不错。问及在大学寝室与室友相处情况，儿子答道：“My roommate has some issues at night.  He snores loudly. To make it worse, he likes to turn on his fans while sleeping. “  我们都深表同情和无奈。儿子就宽慰我们：“This is okay.  Roommates always have issues, either have issues at night, or have issues during daytime.  The good news is: my roommate does not give me headaches during daytime.”  听了他的理论，我怯怯地问：“Dear, per your Roommate Theory, does it mean you cause some daytime issues for your roommate?”  儿子一楞，眼珠一转，缓缓地说：“I am the exceptional”……..