换个角度，幽默看婚姻。

这是朋友寄来的邮件，看似有点好笑，但它也可以让我们从另一个角度来看婚姻。
ZT：

	Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
	1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
	2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
	3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
	4. A dog's parents never visit.
	5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
	6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
	7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
	8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
	9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
	10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
	11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
	12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
	13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
	14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

[五弟五哥]

幽默的调侃。

[娃娃哈哈]

I actually found it a bit offensive to women who are apparently compared to dogs by men. But other than that, it was quite funny.

[随意了]

哈哈，这可以解释我们家的情况了。

[成长]

回复still_water的评论:
嗯，博君一笑，开心就好。
谢谢回帖。

[成长]

回复riverside的评论:
因为朋友没有早点E给我，我这就帮你讨公道去。

[成长]

回复喜气连年的评论:
说的也是，老伴，老伴，为的就是老了有个伴儿。

[still_water]

haha,很好玩呀。

[riverside]

晚了！
你为什么不早告诉我？

[喜气连年]

夜里有个人暖脚,电脑不会有人帮,男女是互补的,所以要结婚.

哦,老了两个人走不会跌倒,哈!

[成长]

回复扬子江酒店的评论:
嗯，
很好的建议！

[成长]

回复farmersc的评论:
的确，当你用心看看时它会使你变的“智慧”一点哦。

[成长]

回复womaninhome的评论:
同笑～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～

[成长]

回复rondo的评论:
是蛮好笑的，谢谢喔。

[扬子江酒店]

还是养猫吧，猫很嗲更像女人，有句老话“男不养猫，女不养狗”就是说人养个宠物，把它作为另一半了，狗很忠诚，女的找个老公还不如养条狗呢。

[farmersc]

THAT IS REALLY GOOD

[womaninhome]

haha

[rondo]

lol cool,