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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS ...(ZT)

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can

spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him

a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to

understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a

lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she

does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

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Old aunts and uncles used to come up to me at weddings, poking me

in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 

 

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xintong2006 回复 悄悄话 有意思!

我顺走了,嘿嘿
唵啊吽 回复 悄悄话 Good math!
Outlier 回复 悄悄话 I guess people just hate math ... this one started out with a few +'s and ='s, but soon enough the math is lost.
素月-2006- 回复 悄悄话 啊呀呀,Glider, 希望不要误导你呀。男人嘛,有时大智若愚,呵呵。
Glider 回复 悄悄话 Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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I won't let woman outsmart me! :))
暗香清影 回复 悄悄话 haha~~ 太有意思了!!
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