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(2007-04-19 17:55:13)
要想使自己快乐，最好常吃以下10种食物。
(1)深水鱼：研究显示，全世界住在海边的人都比较快乐和健康。不只是因为大海让人神清气爽，最主要是他们把鱼当作“主食”。我国以及英、美等国的研究都具有相同结果。这可能是鱼油中的脂肪酸能阻断神经传导路径，增加血清素分泌，使去甲肾上腺素系统功能得以平衡。 (2)鸡肉：硒的丰富来源首选鸡肉。有位[阅读全文]
(2007-04-19 13:40:37)
原因是这样的：基地组织曾派出七名恐怖分子袭击中国，
结果：
一人在炸立交桥时转晕桥上；
一人在炸公交车时没挤上车；
一人在炸超市时，炸弹遥控器被盗；
一人在炸政府大楼时被保安狂揍："叫你讨薪，叫你上访"，
一人成功地炸矿，死伤数百人，潜回基地后，半年没见任何新闻报道，遂被基地组织以"撒谎罪"处决了；
一人曾经尝[阅读全文]
(2007-04-19 13:02:52)
Iknowtheressomethinginthewakeofyoursmile.
Igetanotionfromthelookinyoureyes,yea.
Youvebuiltalovebutthatlovefallsapart.
Yourlittlepieceofheaventurnstoodark.
Listentoyourheart
Whenhescallingforyou.
Listentoyourheart
Theresnothingelseyoucando.
Idontknowwhereyouregoing
AndIdontknowwhy,
Butlistentoyourheart
Beforeyoutellhimgoodbye.
Sometimesyouwonderi...[阅读全文]
(2007-04-19 13:02:16)
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STAYbyShakespear'sSister
Ifthisworldiswearingthin
Andyou'rethinkingofescape
I'llgoanywherewithyou
Justwrapmeupinchains
Butifyoutrytogoalone
Don'tthinkI'llunderstand
Staywithme
Staywithme
Inthesilenceofyourroom
Inthedarknessofyourdreams
Youmustonlythinkofme
Therecanbenoinbetween
Whenyourprideisonthefloor
I'llmakeyoubegformore
Staywith...[阅读全文]
(2007-04-18 07:56:04)
Alittlebirdwasflyingsouthforthewinter.Itwassocoldthebirdfrozeandfelltothegroundintoalargefield.Whilehewaslyingthere,acowcamebyanddroppedsomedungonhim.Asthefrozenbirdlaythereinthepileofcowdung,hebegantorealizehowwarmhewas.Thedungwasactuallythawinghimout!Helaythereallwarmandhappy,andsoonbegantosingforjoy.Apassingcatheardthebirdsingingandcametoinvestigate.Followingthesound,thecatdiscoveredthebird...[阅读全文]
(2007-04-18 07:55:24)
Aturkeywaschattingwithabull“Iwouldlovetobeabletogettothetopofthattree,”sighedtheturkey,butIhaven’tgottheenergy.”“Well,whydon’tyounibbleonmydroppings?”repliedthebull.“They’repackedwithnutrients.”Theturkeypeckedatalumpofdungandfoundthatitgavehimenoughstrengthtoreachthelowestbranchofthetree.Thenextday,aftereatingsomemoredung,hereachedthesecondbranch.Finallyafterafourthnight,therehewaspr...[阅读全文]
(2007-04-18 07:54:48)
Acrowwassittingonatree,doingnothingallday.Arabbitaskedhim,”CanIalsositlikeyouanddonothingalldaylong?”Thecrowanswered:“Sure,whynot.”So,therabbitsatonthegroundbelowthecrow,andrested.Afoxjumpedontherabbitandateit.Moralofthestory:Tobesittinganddoingnothing,youmustbesittingveryhighup.[阅读全文]
(2007-04-18 07:54:04)
ApriestofferedalifttoaNun.Shegotinandcrossedherlegs,forcinghergowntorevealaleg.Thepriestnearlyhadanaccident.Aftercontrollingthecar,hestealthilyslidhishandupherleg.Thenunsaid,”Father,rememberPsalm129?”Thepriestremovedhishand.But,changinggears,helethishandslideupherlegagain.Thenunonceagainsaid,“Father,rememberPsalm129?”Thepriestapologized“Sorrysisterbutthefleshisweak.”Arrivingattheconvent,th...[阅读全文]
(2007-04-18 07:53:15)
Asalesrep,anadministrationclerk,andthemanagerarewalkingtolunchwhentheyfindanantiqueoillamp.TheyrubitandaGeniecomesout.TheGeniesays,“I’llgiveeachofyoujustonewish”“Mefirst!Mefirst!”saystheadmin.clerk.“IwanttobeintheBahamas,drivingaspeedboat,withoutacareintheworld.”Poof!She’sgone.“Menext!Menext!”saysthesalesrep.“IwanttobeinHawaii,relaxingonthebeachwithmypersonalmasseuse,anendlesssupp...[阅读全文]
(2007-04-18 07:51:42)
Amanisgettingintotheshowerjustashiswifeisfinishinguphershowerwhenthedoorbellrings.Thewifequicklywrapsherselfinatowelandrunsdownstairs.Whensheopensthedoor,therestandsBob,thenextdoorneighbor.Beforeshesaysaword,Bobsays,“I’llgiveyou$800todropthattowel.”Afterthinkingforamoment,thewomandropshertowelandstandsnakedinfrontofBob.Afterafewseconds,Bobhandsher$800dollarsandleaves.Thewomanwrapsbackupinthetow...[阅读全文]
