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雅虎新任的女老总爱出口成脏，前一阵子和华尔街时报的记者会谈时不小心扔了F-炸弹，于是新闻界象TINA FAYE发现了SARA PALIN 一样兴奋，今天硅谷水星报将之恶搞。
其实公司男老总出口成脏的屡见不鲜，要是男生肯定不会受到如此待遇，可见男女之不平等，可CAROL 新官上任，正要施展拳脚大震乾坤，让伊情以何堪，颜面何存耶
不过还是蛮搞笑的，且有技术含量。我最近贪玩，硅谷系列一拖再拖，昨天遭到二蛋蛋密信批评，让我很不好意思，希望蛋蛋喜欢这篇。我新的一篇写了一半了，争取本周贴出
  
O'Brien: Bartz unveils new &*%! strategy for Yahoo
Our columnist imagines how everyone's favorite potty-mouth CEO, Yahoo's Carol Bartz, might take her habit of dropping the f-word in public to the next level: by making it the centerpiece of her turnaround strategy for Yahoo. Let's listen in on what the staff meeting might sound like when she announces this bold new strategy...
Bartz: I'd like to take a moment and thank you for dragging your (S-xxx) down here for this meeting. Please take your seats and shut the (F-XXX) up. We've got a lot of ground to cover today.
(Bartz is pacing animatedly in front of employees.) No doubt many of you followed the big announcements from Microsoft and Google last week. Did anyone here even have a (F-XXX) clue that Bing or Google Wave was in the works? Holy (S-XXX)!
Just when we're finally getting our (S-XXX) together, our two biggest competitors go and change everything on us. Ballmer's such a (F-XXX). What (F-XXX) even came up with the name Bing? Congratulations on coming up with the worst name for a search engine ever. C'mon. And the press? They see one demo and they're slobbering all over it. Please.
And then — Google Wave?!? I mean, I just about (S-XXX) in my pants. First of all, what the hell is it? These guys throw up a (S-XXX) YouTube video about some product that may come out someday, and once again, reporters and bloggers (F-XXX) all over themselves writing about how (F-XXXing) amazing this thing is.
Meanwhile, we announce some great new products and what kind of coverage do we get? Zip.
We're not going to take this (S-XXX) any more.
Starting today, we fight back. We're going to announce a major new marketing campaign that won't let anyone ignore Yahoo any more.
For those of you who don't have your heads up your (S-XXX), you may have noticed that I've personally been beta testing this thing. First with those analysts, and then with that (F-XXXing) Wall Street Journal reporter Kara Swisher — I dropped the f-bomb.
The results were clear. Those (F-XXXs) in the press won't write about all the great (S-XXXs) we're doing at Yahoo, but one foul-mouthed remark from me, and we're back in the headlines.
So we're re-branding the company around excessive use of profanity. Our new marketing slogan will be, "Yahoo, (F-XXX) yeah!"
I expect every single Yahoo employee to maximize their use of profanity, both in the workplace and in external meetings with customers and partners.
As part of this campaign, we've registered (F-XXX)Google.com and (F-XXX)Microsoft.com. Users will be invited to submit their favorite reasons those two companies suck. We'll unveil a suite of Web 2.0 tools to invite the community to help us discover innovative uses of profanity.
As part of our efforts to roll this out across the company, your managers will be distributing a lexicon of dirty words that we expect every employee to read and utilize. We'll be offering bonuses for most creative use of profanity. And each Friday, we'll award the Purple and Gold Bar of Soap to the most foul-mouthed Yahoo out there.
I hope you're as excited as I am about this new program. And if you're not, well, go (F-XXX) yourself.
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