1. Why was 9 afraid of 7 ?

Because 7 8  9 !      8 : ate

2. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had no body to go with.

3. Why did the teacher wear sunglass to class?

Because her students are so bright.

4. Why did the pregnant women start yelling: I’m, didn’t, can’t .

            Because she was having contractions.

5. Do you know a computer brand that sings?

Adele ( A Dell ).  Adele :  A woman’s name.