上星期六一位网友贴了一个段子，很是好笑：
Husband’s Description of His Wife
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful,
elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Oh, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
我来狗尾续貂，接着编：
Wife: " Don’t be so sacarstic. I’ve never expected you will speak a single word of praise for me! Anyway, we still have love, right? The next one is L, can you say something about love? "
Husband: " I might as well say LMN together:LoveMeans Nothing! "
Wife: "People Quit R Said Tired! Shut up and go to hell! "
Husband:"OMG, Ur Victoria-style Wife！
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