**带小酒和公司同事吃最后的午餐，一位晚到，大伙叫

---Here comes Diego!

小酒盯着看了一会儿，也叫

----He’s not Diego!

同事年轻，马上反应过来，和小酒演戏，

----Yes, I am. I directly came from the animal park.

----But, but, where is your baby jaguar?

----I left him at my backyard.

----Why you wear glasses? Diego has spotting scope.

Diego 没词了，众人齐笑。

**小酒很担心地告诉酒妈，

----Miss Karla is sick again.

----Because she has a baby in her tummy.

----Why she eat a baby?

酒妈思维暂时短路。

----Is a baby yummy?

彻底无语。