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儿子9岁,女儿刚刚12
可怕的屁股,撒旦都会死掉 这几天天气还是很热(明天就开始凉下来了) 女儿回家后,第一件事情就是“扒皮” 儿子见到,大声疾呼:“Oh, no! 姐姐 is naked, there's a mail truck out there, they can see you!" 其实邮政车在对面,门外又有植物遮掩,根本看不到 于是我也故意撩起裙子扇风,儿子看见,更是不得了了:"mama, mama, no! People there can see you! Oh, no, this is assassin weapon!" 儿子转到姐姐大声说:“Xuan, your butt is so terrible, everybody would die, it can be used as a weapon!" 女儿听了,自然要回敬啦,说什么我没听见 就见儿子过来,皱着眉头,很不高兴地告状:"姐姐 was not nice. She said my butt was horrible, even Satan would die! 哼!" 感情自己说姐姐可以,姐姐说自己就不行了? 嘿!
还没有拉屎 儿子正餐的时候不好好吃,然后又爱饿,总是在不合适的时间加餐,所以影响正餐 昨天吃晚饭,儿子又是不好好吃。问他,说自己做了一个三明治吃,所以不饿 问他是不是晚饭之前刚吃的,结果说是2点钟吃的 我说都好几个小时了,应该可以有余地多吃些饭的 儿子就说了:"But I haven't pooped" 正纳闷儿这个吃多吃少和拉屎有啥关系呢?儿子接着说:"It's still in my stomach" 一听这个解释,我看了女儿一眼,两个都忍不住扑哧笑起来 儿子不干了,气急败坏地说:“Stop!”, 就把头埋在椅子上 又接着喊:“It's not funny!”
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