Perhaps I should be in the Congressional Country Club
Just a few miles down the road
to witness the Great Young Rory McIlroy
not to melt down as in Augusta
but to swoosh and to shatter some records after records

It wan't as silly or as easy as you might think
if you play golf and you would understand that it is so hard to cling
to our very few precious pure shots and simply too hard
to avoid abundant slips just as life brings to us

Last time I was glued to the chair was back in 1997
When Young Tiger dashed ahead with 15-shot lead
I wasn't even into golf then and could even sense the greatness was coming
Just as Air Jordan dominated NBA for the great 90s

Tiger did turn into the Gloriest stretches of golf history
and get so many clueless mojos like me picking up and falling in love with golf
He was untouchable, undoubtable yet quite distanced from fans

I like Phil all along, friendly and much more approachable to fans
slipped and melted down just like us
as passionate to his family just like us

But sports are for the young guns (except this years' NBA Titled team)
Tiger has set the bar high and young one follows
and so lucky we are to witness history plays right in front of us
Here comes a new swirl of coolness
from Ireland