老外翻譯的三字經 (爆笑!)
人之初: At the beginning of life. 性本善: Sex is good. 性相近: Basically, all the sex are same. 習相遠: But it depends on how you do it.. 苟不教: If you do not practice all the time, 性乃遷: Sex will leave you. 教之道: The way of learning it 貴以專: It is very important to make love with only one person. 昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 擇鄰處: Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 子不學: If you don't study hard, 斷機杼: Your Dick will become useless. 竇燕山: Dou, the Famous, 有義方: Owned a very effective exciting medicine. 教五子: All his five son took it. 名俱揚: And their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教: If your children don't know how to do it, 父之過: It is all your fault. 教不嚴: If they had lots of problems with it, 師之惰: Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 子不學: You may refuse to study this. 非所宜: But that is a real mistake. 幼不學: If you don't learn it in childhood, 老何為: You will lose your ability when aged. 玉不琢: If you don't exercise your dick, 不成器: It won't become hard and strong. 人不學: If you don't learn sex, 不知義: You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
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