男人来自火星,女人来自金星
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little00bee
于
2007-06-14 00:47:25
男人来自火星,女人来自金星
(Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
) by
Dr. John Gray
Little00Bee 制作
Women Are From Venus
'Scientists find proof that men really are from Mars'
科学家们有证据表明男人确实来自火星
'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'
"最初,他从火星上来,而我则来自金星..."
"I just don't understand women."
"我实在搞不懂女人耶"
'Shh, I'm trying to read.' (Title of book is 'Men are Shits')
"嘘,我正在看书呢 ." (书名:男人是狗屎)
'Men are from one branch of Starbucks, women from another.'
'男人来自斯达巴克斯的一支,而女人来自另一支。'
Woman asking if man loves her, and asking for a diamond, Man fishes around in pockets and pulls out a pack of cards
女人问男人是否爱她, 并要求男人钻石相赠以明志,
男人搜遍了所有的口袋,最后摸出了一叠扑克牌。
太太对丈夫说,当我说“是”的时候,可能真实的意思是“不”,这个回答的有效期可以是一年,也可以是一分钟。 如果我说“不”的时候,我的意思可能是“或许”,“当然”,也可能是“是”,这要随时随刻,因时而定。这难道不是明摆着的事吗?可你为什么总是拎不清呢?
如何叫我明白她 ...