A store that sells new husbands has opened in New
York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six
floors and the value of the products increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose
any item from a particular floor, or may choose to
go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband. On the first floor the sign on the door
reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second fl oor,
where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are
Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are
Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand
it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-
dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a
Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner
opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have
money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never
been visited.