除了信口胡扯之外，发现8黑同学的叙事能力很令人担忧。以今晚为例：2黑抽风，从韩国店拎回来一袋小章鱼。我对这种长相违反常规的东西从来都是敬而远之，在冰箱里放了两天。今天总算抽出空来，上网乱找了一气方子，开整。
方子是干烧小章鱼，我却整出了一锅糊糊。扔一个给8黑，他死活不从。一碗面吃了半碗之后，他决定make a deal: I’ll eat this octopus, and end this dinner. 我寻思半秒，颌首赞同。 他举筷，入嘴，皱眉，再展颜，连称牙米。我刚放松警惕，一转头，他人不见了。叫了两声，说在peepee。出来时口中无物，问鱼呢？吃了。 不可能。
。。。。you wanna hear the truth? Yes——配以怒目。 I put it in the garbage can. 在哪？我认下真来，去垃圾桶内乱翻。 在这，在那，在底下，在纸里。 我正色道：到底在哪？我会把整个垃圾桶倒下来看所有的东西—— 他犹豫道：you wanna hear the truth? 按捺住想猛pia他一顿的念头，再道：yes. I flushed it, in the toilet.
除了叫他写认罪书，我简直再也没招了。
于是他有如下供书，点醒两三次，怎么也写不到重点 。 It was dinner time. I stared at my food. I couldn’t eat. So I talked. After five minutes, I ran out of things to say. So I ate! I ate the spicy noodles. I talked again. Then ate my oight-o-pose. I went to the bathroom. So I wrapped my octopus in paper and flushed it.
I learned that I will have to stop lying for people to listen to me.
Where: bathromm at house/ apartment. Date: 10/28/2010 Where: I tricked my mom about the garbage can. It was in the toilet. The Lies I made all had valuable lessons. The most important one is: Do not do it again. But I keep doing it. I want to stop myself NOW! 宣布我已经认真地开始考虑关于1 day experiment of “we will treat everything you said as a lie”。 我到底还能有什么招。。。。。。。。。。。。。>_<
|
